Glutony.
So –
Yesterday was the Super Bowl. Also known as “One of many annual events that Zoot feels it’s NECESSARY to binge eat the most unhealthy food imaginable”.
I decided this year to make it a two-day event.
We had a crock pot full of my special cheese dip, some homemade french onion dip, salsa, little chocolate peanut butter footballs, and the most sinfully chocolate birthday cake imaginable for a friend whose birthday is today. There was also an assortment of meats and cheeses for crackers. I ate so much crap that neither I, nor any of my family or friends, had room for the actual DINNER. I actually put 12 or so chicken breasts in the fridge because the were cooked, but no one had room to eat them.
Its sinful really. I mean – why do I put my body through that torture? None of those food had nutrional value – yet I ate, and ate, and ate, and ate. BUT – I did not eat enough, because there are LEFTOVERS. And what I am doing today?Trying to make sure there are no leftovers for tomorrow.
SO – if you need me, I’ll be in the bathroom vomiting because I’ve eaten 4 lbs of chocolate peanut butter footballs. And an entire jar of Salsa. Together.
If I’m not there? Look for me by the chocolate cake.
