Deciding to screw the diet, but having nothing worth binging on, resulting in a binge of frosted mini-wheats or flavored oatmeal. Its one thing to forsake the diet for chocolate cake or McDonalds french fries, but apple cinamon oatmeal? that just doesnt make it all worth it.
When Target is out of their generic bags of frozen boneless, skinless chicken breasts. Considering how Mr. Zoot eats AT LEAST 2 chicken breasts a day, sometimes 4, that is a BIG DEAL to have to buy Tyson.
“Correcting” my opinion. I mean, seriously – its subjective, I can not be wrong. I think Jennifer Love Hewitt is plain, I’m sorry if that bothers you, but I am NOT wrong.
Cats scratching furniture or stairs when they have a PERFECTLY functional scratching post.
Being out of fat free hazelnut creamer
Not having sweet-n-low for me to put in my coffee
South-haters who have never lived in the South.
Pretentious t.v. watchers. Just because you hate reality t.v. doesnt mean you are more academic than I am.
Being out of ibuprofen when my uterus decides its the time of the month to wage war on my body.
insulting my dogs, my cats, or anyone in my family for that matter. And yes, I DO know that I insult them all them time, but that is different.
people who dont let their children read Harry Potter. I dont think it makes them bad parents, but I love Harry Potter with all my heart. I want your kids to love him too.
telling me how it drives you crazy that i dont use correct grammar, punctuation, or spelling in my emails to you. i’m lazy – get over it.
When my dogs get more than one toy at a time out of their toy baskets. What? I dont pick up after the child I birthed, why should I have to pick up after my pets?