Monthly Archive: March 2004

Singing Cheesy Tunes Down Memory Lane 0

Singing Cheesy Tunes Down Memory Lane

Chris has a new post about Katherine who has a cool post. Now that I have credited everyone, I am going to do it here. It is a great idea – you should do it too. I think its more telling than the “100 things” or “ABCs of Me”. If you do one, drop me a comment to let me know. I’d like to read it. Well Hell – go tell Katherine also, since it is HER idea. Jeez – I’m so selfish sometimes…

Fathers, Brothers, Lobster Hats, and Polaroids… 0

Fathers, Brothers, Lobster Hats, and Polaroids…

…the Recipe for Embarassment. What follows is truly an embarassing story. One of those events in my life that I, at the time, wished would end in my death, rather than proceed. But – I look back on it now and laugh my friggin’ ass off and would NOT trade it for the WORLD. You males may want to stop reading after the first sentence – but dont. If you have daughters, plan to have daughters, or even neices or step-daughters, you may want to stick with it so that you are prepared for the horror that may be a...

I’d LIke to Super-Size my Doctor’s Visit Please 0

I’d LIke to Super-Size my Doctor’s Visit Please

So – in theme with my highly academic entry subjects this week, I am going to tell you a little story from my birthday this past summer. I took Lil’Zoot to Georgia the weekend before my birthday to see his dad and his aunt. His aunt had a softball tourney and we decided to camp out that night. However – the first campground we stopped at kinda made me feel like I was about to play the lead in some 1980s horror flick. As we were looking around, and I was saying “um, yeah – I haved camped ALL my...

I’m Addicted to Office Supplies. 0

I’m Addicted to Office Supplies.

Okay, I finally know what is missing from my life. Its not a child, I have one of those. It is not true love, I have one of those too. It is not a job, a car, financial stability, or a pair of Super Fly Kicks, because I have all of those. I need a new pen. You see, I love buying and trying new pens. I cannot, and will not, leave any office supply store without buying a new pen to try. But y’all? The last 2 or 3 I have bought – SUCK. They arent a smooth line,...

If These Dogs Could Speak… 0

If These Dogs Could Speak…

So, we’ve been getting to know each other for awhile now, havent we? Well – I feel like I have been hiding some of my darker sides from you. It felt so good to come clean about my dislike of Seinfeld, I thought maybe I could unload my other secrets here. You see, since I was raised Catholic, I was taught that I am supposed to confess my sins to get to heaven. Well, I am not practicing anymore (why practice? I’m a professional! Ba Da Bomp! Thank you, I’ll be here all week), so what do I do with...