What has me bitching this Monday.

• Remember my beautiful refrigerator that I bought for my office? The one that is full of MY diet coke? Well, guess what I found in it? Diet Coke Explosion. Full Story, tonight at 10. Damn thing is TOO cold. I hate wasted Diet Coke. Damn you to hell fridge, for wasting Diet Coke.
• I am having to repeat myself a lot today. I don’t mind this if it is because you LOVE hearing me talk and you want to hear the words of wisdom escape my lips OVER and OVER and OVER again, in hopes that if listening to me repeat those words, you too might gain just a morsel of my wisdom. However, if it is because you ignored me the FIRST time because my lack of a PENIS makes you think I’m not worth listening too…well, THAT my friend, pisses me off
• I am having a fat day. Enough said.
• My request for data from 2 hours ago from a repository that NORMALLY responds in 15 minutes, has not been filled yet. But, when it IS ready, I’ll still be mad, because since I am using P3, 498 MHz processor, and CRAPPY network, it is going to take 2hr 30min to download, not to mention how long it will prob take to process before I can actually USE it. Damn Computer. Damn Data. Damn Network. Damn Internet (oh wait - not Damn Internet, I take that back, I’m sorry - the Internet isnt doing anything wrong)
• Arkansas. The entire state is pissing me off. Don’t ask, its work related, it will bore you.
• I am not at home cuddling with my TiVo
• My son INSISTED upon proving my husband right this weekend. My husband seems to think that grounding Little Zoot does NO good when I spend the entire time he’s grounded trying to do fun stuff with him so he does not hate me. Little Zoot proved that this weekend, while breaking every rule possible even WHILE grounded. So, obviously, my grounding technique does not work. (no wonder…) So I had to REALLY ground him, and be MEAN to him, and YELL, and not let him watch “Second Hand Lions” OR play with TiVo. So now, he hates me, and I cried all weekend b/c I’m a bad mom b/c my son hates me.

(Hormones Raging Much?)

• I tripped on the curb coming to the office this morning. My toe hurts now.
• Neither “Simpson’s” nor “Arrested Development” were on last night. Eff you FOX
• I tossed and turned all night last night thinking about how the designers from “Trading Spaces” could screw up my house. I don’t own a house. Nor am I going to be on “Trading Spaces”. I watch too much TLC.
• Its Raining AGAIN. Or STILL, I guess. I hate you, Rain. Hate you a LOT.