Average Joe 2 was messed UP y’all. I swear, its over, but I look back on the last 5 minutes of the show and STILL think it was some big joke.
Okay - check this out - because I KNOW none of you were actually watching that steaming pile of TV poop.
So tonight, Larissa was to choose between the Average Joe - Brian, and the Hot Body Gil. The editing TOTALLY set it up to be Average Brian b/c he was rockin’ her world. They made Gil look like a total Arse. Example: when she asked him what he hoped to come from all of this (as in RELATIONSHIPS), he said “Oh- to get to be an actor, for sure…”. Idiot. Brian wooed her in every way. I wont bore you with the details. Just know that Boston Brian ROCKED. Hot Body Gil SUCKED.
The adds were also pimping that BIG SECRET from HER PAST. So, short story: She picked Gil. Bitch. I hate her. But they hadnt told us her secret yet…
THEN, while she and Hot Body Gil are on their Lover’s Vacation in the tropics, she decides to tell him her secret while they walk along the beach. Okay. Get Ready for it…
Are you ready? Do you have an idea of what you think it might be? Erase it, you are WRONG. Now, clear your minds.
She Dated Fabio.
That was her fuckin’ secret people. She dated Fabio.
SO - I dont even have a MOMENT to let the absurdity of said “secret” sink in before the other half of the weirdness begins.
Hot Body Gil? FREAKS THE EFF OUT AND LEAVES. Seriously. He went on some bizarro rant and LEFT HER. During. Their. Romantic. Vacation. HE left HER. Because of FABIO.
What. The. Eff. EVAH….
I’m going to let that sink in, wait for the public opinion to unfold in the media (Because the show was soooo popular that it is sooo going to be the water cooler topic today) before I tell you the proceeding argument Mr. Zoot and I had over it, because people? Mr. Zoot was pissed TOO. Is there something about Fabio I’m missing? Why does he instill such anger and drama in the lives of those he touches?
The. Hell?
This post was rescued from my old blog. This is the post I followed up with when commenters mentioned Fabio’s alleged goose attack.
So, Monica mentioned Fabio’s goose incident in the comments of the post from last night, then BroZ mentioned it. As I was reading those posts I had a VAGUE flashback to a conversation I had with MrZoot last night where he was talking about the alleged goose attack on Fabio. So, I called him up, verified we DID have such a conversation, obviously while I was dozing, and then he procedeed to find a link to the article for me. I have NO recollection of this actually happening, which is too bad because its incredibly entertaining. Well, except for the fact that the goose died, but I think he died doing noble work. A moment of silence for the goose…
Okay - here you go.
Fabio. Hmmpph. What an Ass.
