Okay, I finally know what is missing from my life. Its not a child, I have one of those. It is not true love, I have one of those too. It is not a job, a car, financial stability, or a pair of Super Fly Kicks, because I have all of those.

I need a new pen. You see, I love buying and trying new pens. I cannot, and will not, leave any office supply store without buying a new pen to try. But y’all? The last 2 or 3 I have bought - SUCK. They arent a smooth line, or they smudge, or they are too fat to fit in my wallet. I mean, is it asking too much to get a pen that writes fast (yes, its possible), does not smudge, has a fine tip, and is NOT a ball-point?

Help me fill the void people. If you know of a good pen - please tell me. I’m desperate. I actually bought one of those boxes o’ bics just for the sake of buying pens. And that? Is true writing utensil desperation. With that purchase of 30 ball point pens, I hit rock bottom. Save me.