Monthly Archive: April 2004

Friday Bullets 17

Friday Bullets

Every Thursday I fall a little bit more in love with the Robfather. Seeing John Stevens get voted out wasnt nearly as fullfilling as I thought it would be. Maybe because I realized they all kinda suck in their own right, dont they? There are a LOT of cat lovers out there in blogging world. And all of you know my cats better than me. I also fell a little bit more in love with MrZoot this week as he poked fun of me when I was not feeling well. Because there is nothing like a man mocking you in...

Best Medicine… 3

Best Medicine…

So, do you know what I learned last night? I learned that the BEST medicine one can take when feeling a bit under the weather is: A Pedicure by the Neighborhood kids! Woo! I mean – come on people – could life get any better than this? First though- I had to give all of them pedicures (this is actually a common occurrence in my home. The kids come over and I give them pedicures) so they would remember the procedure. T and LilZoot loved it, of course. And their feet turned out so smooth and pretty. And really –...

So. You are all Geniuses. And I hate you ALL. 14

So. You are all Geniuses. And I hate you ALL.

When we left off the “Pillow Fight” saga, I had put the SK8TR Boy pillow I had been using – that Bambi seemed to love – in his bed and had gotten the pillow off the guest bed for me to use. As you see here? He wasn’t using it. However, I wasn’t going to accept all of your predictions that it was that he just wanted MY pillow, not THAT pillow. I thought, maybe he just wants it to be OUT somewhere soft, like my bed. I mean – honestly? That pillow doesnt really fit in those beds anyway...

A True Pillow Fight. 19

A True Pillow Fight.

So this weekend, Chris posted an entry that had a picture of his cat sleeping on his head. I made a comment Monday that my cat had done that for the FIRST TIME the night before. IT was soooo funny. The cat – you know – sleeping on my head. So funny and cute. But now? The cat – “Bambi” has staged a mutiny with my head and I am no longer allowed sole ownership rights to my pillow. MY PILLOW. This is a pillow that I traded with LilZoot because I didn’t like the new big fluffy pillows that...

I Give Up, America. 5

I Give Up, America.

Okay. So American Idol is now over. And all I have to say is this. That was even more crap-tacular than last week. Have I been watching this show for so long that EVERYONE is sounding like ME? (and trust me guys – that is NOT a compliment. I sing about as well as I sew…and take it from LilZoot and his crooked-ass curtains, that is BAD). Have I lost the ability to honestly judge these people? Did any of them sound good? At one point during the Johns performance? I started screaming in agony it was so bad. Is...