Confusion Between the Words “Baby” and “Penis”
Okay – so I watch “Average Joe 2″, lets not concentrate on that – instead – lets focus on what Larissa’s secret may be and the conversation BroZ and I had regarding said secret:
BroZ: What do you think her secret will be?
Me: I think she’s been married before
BroZ: I think she has a baby
Me: Nah…that’s too controversial, thanks to that couple from the FIRST “Temptation Island”. Mr. Zoot and I were joking that she could be a man because THAT would be a REAL secret…
BroZ: Oh…no way…
Me: I mean, if the boston dude was embarassed to tell his friends that he would choose her art show over the 7th game of the World Series if the Red Sox were in it, imagine how he’d feel telling them she had a penis…
BroZ: (laughing) I said baby.
Me: (laughing because he’s laughing, even though I didnt know why he was laughing) What?
BroZ: (laughing harder) I said she had a BABY not a PENIS
Me: (laughing harder now that I have something REAL to laugh about) I KNOW, I said penis, I didnt say you did. But OH. MY. LORD. If I totally had a dollar for everytime I heard someone say “I said she had a BABY not a PENIS” I’d be RICH. (laughing so hard at the thought of hearing that sentence more than once in my life I almost wet my pants). I mean, those two words get mistaken all the friggin’ time!! (SARCASM)
BroZ and Me: (laughing ridiculously while we both imagine a world where the words baby and penis are misunderstood frequently). Whooo…anyway….
Me: (taking a DEEP breath) Okay – seriously – I think she’s just been married before…
