Yes - this has been a day in which I cry over every post I read. A day where if you so much as even PRETEND to count the calories of my lunch in a joking manner I will rip your head off and shove it down your throat. My headless husband wants all you guys to take me seriously and probably remember this when you see your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/cat/whoever order 5 cookies for lunch. Today? My uterus is reminding me that I am a woman - but that I am not a pregnant woman dammit, and since I would LIKE to be pregnant - then these cramps piss me off to no end and I want to eat the freakin’ cookies and the freakin’ pizza and the freakin’ cinnasticks and chicken kickers because I dont give crap if I gain 10lbs today for Christ Sake just leave me the hell alone.
Unless, of course, you want to tell me how beautiful or smart or skinny I am, then feel free to drop by.
NEVER question the uterus, especially when it needs Club Chalupas or a pound of sandwich-style pepperoni. Do they not understand the havoc that will be wrought if it is not given what it wants!?!?
Hey, look at it like this, that is actually a step in the healthy direction versus krispy kreme. I say, way to go champ, keep up the good work!
C
Calories are our friends, and might I add your’e looking particularly smart today!
LOL Chris is just trying not to envoke the uterus-havock that could be brought about with one slip of the tongue…it’s always best to smile and just back AWAY slowly!
Oooh! Look! Rick is too! GOOD BOYS! They’ve obviously learned about this…
When I’m having terrible cravings I chew as many pieces of gum it takes until the cravings go away. No calories, no guilt. It works every time.
From Cassandra… Mitten’s Mommy’s dietitian.
Hubby brought me home chocolate and pms drugs tonight.
He will live to see another day.
You are beautiful, smart, and skinny. Eat all you want today because you’ll still be all three of those things tomorrow. I’m so sorry your uterus isn’t giving you the news you want. Damn stupid uterus.
I know what you’re feeling, I’ve felt it myself! Hugs to you…and a nice slice of pizza
Ok, now I don’t feel so bad… I had two Krispy Kreme donuts for lunch.
BTW, love the new look.
You have pretty hair.
you are very skinny and pretty. and if it makes you feel better, i just had a can of spaghettios for dinner, and since i am still hungry, i’m going to follow them up with some french fries. oh yes, i am TOTALLY an adult now.
Damn the uterus, eat the cookies!
Don’t you worry…..you will always be the most beautifulest, skinniest one of all! And your cookies have nothing on my lunch - a LARGE banana milkshake w/ hot fudge poured all over it.