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Friday Bullets
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  • Every Thursday I fall a little bit more in love with the Robfather.
  • Seeing John Stevens get voted out wasnt nearly as fullfilling as I thought it would be. Maybe because I realized they all kinda suck in their own right, dont they?
  • There are a LOT of cat lovers out there in blogging world. And all of you know my cats better than me.
  • I also fell a little bit more in love with MrZoot this week as he poked fun of me when I was not feeling well. Because there is nothing like a man mocking you in your darkest hour to make you feel loved.
  • LilZoot has decided he is against the death penalty. He thinks that criminals should just go to jail forever, and have to do REALLY hard homework, even on the weekends
  • In response to a teaser for the news last night regarding same-sex marriage, LilZoot also said
    “I dont understand what the big deal is about gay people getting married. Thats just silly that SOME people dont want to let them. This is supposed to be a ‘free country’, we should marry who we love”

    He even used finger-quotes around the words “free country”. His political views are shaping people, and he’s breaking out the finger quotes. I believe we may be looking at our president in about 30 years or so. Vote for LilZoot 2036.

  • We are still out of freakin’ poopy bags.
  • I really really really want that camera phone that advertises as a Mother’s Day Gift. You know the one where its buy one, get one free? That one. And the Father takes a picture of the syrup with his new phone and giggles as he sends it to his wife who is laying in bed next to him? That one. That commercial cracks me up
  • MrZoot actually said that “TROY” looks dumb, and thought that might phase me in the slightest. Come ON. Scantily. Clad. Brad. Pitt. Oh, and dont forget: Covered in Sweat. Give me a break - it doesnt need to be good. The drool factor is at least a 9 on a scale of 1-10, and that is enough to get me to watch it.
  • So - When are we all going to see “13 going on 30″?
  • Did any of you all notice that was Lacy Chabert in that movie “Mean Girls”? She’s the little girl from “Party of Five”. What’s she doing with boobs? When did she grow up? I mean, I only watched the first season of that show, but that wasnt THAT long ago, was it?
  • 17 Comments

    1. Beth Says:

      13 Going On 30? GREAT! Totally cute! In a kewt kinda way. LOVED IT!

    2. Lee Says:

      Lacy has boobs??? That won’t happen in my house. My daughters are going to be 5 FOREVER.

    3. Fraulein N Says:

      I think it’s precious that LilZoot used finger quotes like that. I love when kids are both precocious and smart.
      And I too was stunned to learn that little Claudia has boobies.

    4. keepergirl Says:

      LilZoot rocks. Tell him he has my vote when he runs for President, although I imagine he’ll be too intelligent for the job.

    5. Amalah Says:

      Dude, I’ll swing by your place tonight and we’ll go see 13 Going On 30. 7:30 ok? Good.

    6. Del Says:

      Saturday matinee? I’m totally all for rainy Saturday movies? And I’ve got midterms next week, so I need something to procrastinate on.

    7. Janet Says:

      Troy: Brad Pitt AND Orlando Bloom? C’mon…it’s an AWESOME movie!

    8. grace Says:

      I love LilZoot! And I only recently figured out that Lacy Chabert is the voice of Eliza Thornberry. Duh!

    9. Chrissy Says:

      LilZoot already has my vote: same opininion as I have (except I can’t call America a “free country” any more… even if I use finger quotes).

      And why do most bloggers have cats? I always stereotype the catlovers with lonely, depressed, poetics… which certainly doesn’t describe some of you! :D

    10. tj Says:

      forget lacy chabert, what about that other girl … lindsay lohan. she did a promo for saturday night live … that girl is STACKED! isn’t she only supposed to be like 16 or something? jeezy creezy … that just ain’t right.

    11. Oliquig Says:

      Lacey played the parody of Jennifer Love Hewitt in one of the teen parody movies, and I laughed so hard.

      Also, I was so happy that JS was voted out, and yes none of them are very good.

      Now all he needs is a good slogan maybe : Vote for LilZ Poopie Bags For All!

    12. sheri Says:

      Troy? I’m there, even if it’s the stupidest movie ever made ;)

    13. kimberlee Says:

      I saw Lacy on Jay Leno…yep, it really was that long ago

    14. Rick Says:

      Who is the Robfather?
      …and, uh, nice feet.

    15. yvonne Says:

      The Robfather? REALLY? SERIOUSLY?

      Ugh.

    16. Dawnie Says:

      Your son rocks. That is all. Good job on raising such a sweet, open-minded, sensible boy.

    17. Dirka Says:

      That’s awesome that you’ve raised LilZ to be so open minded! Oh, and also awesome that you have taught him the correct use of “finger quotes”.

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