If you have an arena football team in your area, you should really go see a game, even if you don’t like sports. I’ve seen several Columbus Wardogs games, as well as the Tennessee Valley Vipers like I did this weekend. We had a blast, as usual, although this is the first game this season I’ve made it to. The fun factor at arena football is much higher than college football or professional because there is a lot more action and scoring. The Vipers kicked some Memphis butt Saturday night and I loved every minute of it.
Now that I’ve discussed how fun my Saturday night was? I’m going to give you a “Zoot’s Sunday Teaser” for what HELL my Sunday became. The Teaser? I’m home now. While my trusty Nissan? Is 240 miles south of here. The story has all the necessary elements for a saga worthy of a made for TV movie:
1) A Damsel (Me)
2) In Distress (car problems at McDonalds in Middle of Nowhere/Alabama)
3) The Evil Villain (my ex-husband who wasn’t evil really, but I had to ask him for a favor and that is just an evil in itself)
4) A knight in shining armor (some guy named Rodney with a MONSTER TRUCK tow truck)
Unfortunately, there isn’t really a happy ending yet. Just a mildly tolerable intermission that will hopefully LEAD to a happy ending that wont brake the bank. So tune in later for the full story I’ve titled: “Zoot and the WORST Freakin’ Sunday - EVER”
Stay tuned…











Sorry to hear about the zootmobile. Fingers are crossed that it does not end in tragedy (greek or financial).
Ohhhhh man! I made popcorn, got my snuggly bathrobe and PJ’s on and cuddled up here on my desk chair to read about your worst Sunday ever just to find out its a mini-series *grrrrr*. LOL. I had the most BORING Sunday ever if its any consilation.
Ha,LOL it is a miniseries! First Roots!, now Zoots!…uh, car.
Do I have time to make a beer and hot wing run?
Ex had to be involved, eh? Well, hope he wasn’t a smacked ass about the whole thing.
I’ve been dying to say that ever since I saw it over at Go Fish. Yay, me!
Sounds Like one of those Weekends of Unbearable Sucakge…..
Waiting for the premeir
yikes. sorry!
Were you barefoot and in a bathrobe? That always helps to up the distress just a notch.
Crap….so my car expertise didn’t help fix the zootmobile prob? Hate it for you, girl…especially the part about asking for help from the ex…the selfish bastard.
Aww I’m sorry!! I hope you & car are fine now..
ugh…is there anything worse then having to ask the ex a favor? Um, nope…even a ‘first time’ bikini wax is better than that!
I am waiting on pins and needles. This has to be better than that monster earthquake crap with Bo Duke I watched last night.
Never mind the other stuff; where did you get that great cat on the home page? He is totally fabulous. Give him to me!!!
Bambi! I crave that kitty.
what the hell would you be doing in south alabama?! i’ve been there many a time growing up(against my will) & i am willing to be no one willingly goes there to visit or live!!
by the way, i’ve been to one vipers game while visiting the parentals & you are right. it rocks!! i tried watching it on sundays on nbc, but it just doesn’t capture the atmosphere live. if it can liven up the vbcc or whatever it’s called now, it’s worth seeing.
Live entertainment is always great fun! So are Damsels in distress! lol