Isnt my floating candle bowl so pretty? See the green leaf candles? And the green stones? Ahh… I love it so.
What? What did you say? You said there’s something missing? Oh – is there supposed to be WATER in there? I wondered why the candles were never floating. Jeez. Unless – wait – I DID put water in there. I think I filled that damn bowl up this morning. And the day before that. And the freakin’ 100 days before that. But for some DAMN reason, my cats think its their water bowl. And yes – they have perfectly good water bowls, and yes, we leave the toilet seat up for them (What?) – but they STILL drink the water out of my pretty pretty pretty floating candle bowl. And my candles never know the joy of floating for more than an hour at a time. *sigh*
And Look! I bought the dogs new bones four hours ago…
Arent they cool looking? One is peanut butter flavored and one is BBQ Brisket flavored. Yum. And its good for their teeth. And can you tell they like them?
But yes – they DO like them. They like them so much we had to take them away. Do you see? They did not look like this four hours ago when I brought them home. They were much bigger. I know what you are thinking: “But Zoot – those bones arent edible – what happened to the other half of those bones?”. I’ll tell you. There are little nyla-bone crumbs all over my carpet now. Small enough that we don’t SEE them openly enough to pick them up and throw them away – but big enough that they HURT LIKE HELL to step on them. Way to say “Thanks Mom”!