June 25, 2004
- In about 60 hours, I will have my son back. In my home. Where he belongs. It has been a long week. Thank you all for not minding me whining too much all week. You’re the best!
- My dogs would not normally want spinach off my plate. However, if I am standing at the stove, cutting up a chicken breast, and accidentally flip over a sauce pan of hot spinach all over the floor, they will eat it all, regardless of taste or temperature. Afterwards- they will suffer disappointment because the green slimey stuff did NOT taste like chicken.
- Fridays are no where near as cool when you have to walk through 3 inch deep running water to get to you car. Yeah. Its raining here. I mean - RAINING. Not that there is anything unusual about that - we get these type of downpours - but come ON - its the weekend. Cant we save that shit for Monday? Who do I complain to about that?
- Is it completely wrong of me to be a little happy that the rain may foil the plans LilZoot’s Dad made to take him to Six Flags today? It is. I know it is. But I can not help it. The less fun he has with his Dad, the less likely it is he’s dreading coming home on Sunday
- It turns out RayRay (my 7yr old neighbor) doesnt want to hang out with me because she loves me. Nor is it because she knows how much I miss LilZoot and could use some younger company. Nope. Its because of MrZoot’s X-Box. Blah.
- I am married to an amazing man who has approached all of my breakdowns this week graciously.
“Wahh….I miss him so much…”
“I know honey…me too” - I thought of another thing I can do with LilZoot gone. Go shopping for underwear! Wee! When I try to drag LilZ into “that section” at Target, he starts going “My EYES - it BURNS!”. So, thanks to last nights trip to Target, I was able to throw away
holyholey pairs of panties this morning. Woo! - During this underwear mission, of course, we ran into an old high school buddy of MrZoot’s AND one of his co-workers. Luckily? This was on the way to the underwear section, and not after it. I told MrZoot “Once the unmentionables are in the buggy, we stop for no one. I dont want to meet new people with my new undergarments on hand, Thank you very much.”
- The old high school friend we met? Is married to this natural beauty. This beautiful blonde. As if that wasn’t intimidating enough, it turns out she was MrZoots first middle school girlfriend. I really wish she hadn’t been so sweet, I would have liked to have bad-mouthed her. *sigh*
Oh, please, Target?
Take the lil’ guy with you to Victorias Secret; and make him wait while you TRY STUFF ON. Then come out to him (if there’s another unfortunate child shopping with THEIR mom it’s even better) and say “Which one do you like better?” and hold up a couple of those tiny things with a thong on the bottom.
That’ll teach HIM to go away and not miss his mommy!
Bah - no such thing as “natural beauty” - it is all a plot….which is why we have the New World Order (I believe your suggetions had something to do with stretch marks and saggy boobs) Glad to hear about your new underthings - don’t want the neighbors to talk badly about you!
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful
She probably has halitosis.
Plus less than 60 Hours to go!!!
You can now do a Dance of Joy!!!
First I would like to say that you are very beautiful, Zoot! When I see your pictures it makes me think that your husband is very lucky.
I don’t think it’s bad that you feel this way about it raining so LilZoot’s dad can’t take him to Six Flags, just shows me how much you love LilZoot.
My mom just brought some new underwear too, for her big chest. She told me that she was worried that they was hanging to low, but I don’t know how she got them back up again into those new bras, so I guess she rolled them up.
I hope you have a nice weekend, Zoot!
You’re cute when you’re all pathetic…
oh please - and you’re not a natural beauty?
i love it when ya’ll say “buggy.” hee
Nice weekend!! Enjoy your son being around!!
Well Hon, if it makes you feel any better, if you have rain today, I should be getting it in 24-48 hours since I live a couple states east of you.
Ya, my husbands high school best friend lives in Atl and she is gorgeous. But, very nice so it makes it hard to hate her. I can sympathize….
Totally off topic, but this is for you. Something else for LilZoot to enjoy about being at home perhaps. Though I’m sure he’s super excited to be coming home.
“My EYES - IT BURNS!”
That made me laugh. Too cute. I’m glad your mission is finally complete.