July 29, 2004
Go buy donuts, Dammit! And not just any donuts, Krispy Kreme Donuts! This Low-Carb trend has Gone. Too. Far.
If Krispy Kreme folds? I will make my dog Sweetie chew up the shoes of all Atkins dieters AND I will send the bostons over to poop in all your shoes that Sweetie does NOT chew up… AND I will send my cats to pee in your beds. Seriously.
Don’t even ask what MrZ, LilZ, and I will do to you…
Go Go Go!!!







We need to form DPEC (donut producing and eating citizens) and get their stock price back up.
We don’t even have Krispy Kreme here, and I’m alarmed. I buy them at truck stops when we travel.
(and thanks, Genuine, my brain is trying to compose Krispy Kreme haikus now)
I don’t have to be told more than once..I’m gone…
Ack! My friends OWN Krispy Kreme franchises. I will rush right out and support them and KK!
That would be horrible. Did you see the picture of the boy eating the donut? He looks like LilZ, and it kinda freaked me out, then it made me laugh.
[Psssst] This months Wired magazine has a coupon for Krispy Kreme donuts (buy one dozen, get a dozen FREE). Look for the Mini Cooper ad.[/Psssst]
but the calories? they don’t come off so fast anymore . . .what’s a girl to do?
I swear…I am not an Adkins dieter. Please don’t hurt me! Besides, I love my Krispy Kreme too much!
I’ve never really worroed aboutt my calories…I eat what I want…I love what you’ve done with your blog!!
I think the very first purchase the commune makes is gonna be a Krispy Kreme franchise.
I maybe just talkin’ outta my hat here but the KK CEO’s name is Livengood and now some financial curiousities have come to the SEC’s attention. Coincidence…I don’t think so.
Maybe it would have been less noticeable if his name was Livenbad.
Guess I’ll go get a dozen Krispy Kremes tomorrow for the office…the IT guys’ll love it and at the same time I get to torture the Atkins chicks at work…hehehe
who’s the idiot that gave up krispy kremes??
darn it! I knew if I gave up sugar it would be bad for the economy. oh well, other people will have to pick up the slack.
So did you see this?
http://money.cnn.com/2004/07/21/news/midcaps/krispy_kreme/index.htm

I wish I liked donuts more, because when I heard a few weeks ago that Atkins and South Beach were hurting Krispy Kreme, I wanted to cry.
We should have donuts!! And they should be cooked in animal fat, thank you very much!
I’m with you!
OK and somebody go buy donuts on MY BEHALF! We don’t have Krispy Kreme her ein Sweden and I miss it ooooh so much (but I did have some when I visited London in January :-D). But please please please buy donuts. I agree with Zoot. This low carb crap is going too far!
i’ll make sure to bring 2 dozen to work with me on monday!