Kids say the darndest things…

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Phone conversation between LilZ and I yesterday:

LZ – “Mom, everyone is picking on me and SuzyQ now.”
Z – “Because you all are boyfriend and girlfriend?”
LZ – “Yeah. Because we’re the only successful couple in the class.”

Conversation between Stace and Leah:

L – “Does God have a husband?”
S – “Uh…No.” (her first instinct was God as a woman)
L – “Does He have a wife?”
S – “No.”
L – “I remember when baby Moses was born.” (so matter of fact about that)
S – “Uh huh.”
L – “Mommy, do you know why I love my pillow so much?”
S – “Why?”
L – “Because E gave it to me, and it smells like your perfume. So I can hold it and suck my thumb and smell your perfume. It reminds me of you. If you’re dead (so matter of fact about that, too.) I can suck my thumb, and it will smell like your perfume.”

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