Kids say the darndest things…

Phone conversation between LilZ and I yesterday:

LZ – “Mom, everyone is picking on me and SuzyQ now.”
Z – “Because you all are boyfriend and girlfriend?”
LZ – “Yeah. Because we’re the only successful couple in the class.”

Conversation between Stace and Leah:

L – “Does God have a husband?”
S – “Uh…No.” (her first instinct was God as a woman)
L – “Does He have a wife?”
S – “No.”
L – “I remember when baby Moses was born.” (so matter of fact about that)
S – “Uh huh.”
L – “Mommy, do you know why I love my pillow so much?”
S – “Why?”
L – “Because E gave it to me, and it smells like your perfume. So I can hold it and suck my thumb and smell your perfume. It reminds me of you. If you’re dead (so matter of fact about that, too.) I can suck my thumb, and it will smell like your perfume.”

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11 Responses

  1. sparrow says:

    Got to love the things kids say. My daughter told me plain as day that if i died she would just get a new mummy.

  2. Debby says:

    Out of the mouth’s of babes…

  3. gwen says:

    you know, i wish life was that simple! god, do i wish!

    i’m so happy for lilZoot!

  4. Once when we were riding in the truck, my son says (matter of factly as well) “By the time I grow up and have kids, you two will probably already be dead.”

  5. myllissa says:

    You didn’t know God was a chic?

  6. junkie says:

    Ariel’s latest phase? She’s apparently a punk-rocker now instead of a self-declared drama queen. This is how she broke it to me…I said something to her about being melodramatic by nature. She responded with…”Oh mom, not at all. I’m a punk girl now so instead of being all dramatic all the time…now I just don’t care about any of it.” Yeeeessssss. :)

  7. Dana says:

    warms my heart :)

  8. Stace says:

    I wish that someone would pick on me for having a “successful relationship”!

  9. bellabelly says:

    I totally agree with Stace… not that my relationship is bad, I’ve just never heard anyone refer to us as “successful”

  10. Ro says:

    In some twisted strange way that dead thing was a compliment LOL. soooooo cute! : )

  11. Chrishawn says:

    Kids…… gotta love the things they say.