Monthly Archive: October 2004

Busy. Finally. 10

Busy. Finally.

Yeah! I’m Busy! Whee! Seriously. I have a crap-load of work to do today. It feels really good. That’s one of the down sides to working for a contractor – there is not ALWAYS work to be done. But today? I have tons! Do you want to help? It’s a lot of typing. Typing words like “Cyprinidae” and “anomalum”. Yeah. Find those words in spellcheck. I’m so busy I havent taken a lunch break yet. And we all know that I am at target no later than 11a.m. everyday for my lunch break. Do you think they’ll send out a...

My Lips are Sealed 18

My Lips are Sealed

I, Zoot, do hereby proclaim the following list of sentences/phrases and related variations of said list, to no longer be spoken from my lips. If the situations calls for one/any/all of these phrases to be used – the person responsible for inciting the need for these statements/exclamations/questions will be beaten. With wet noodles. Wet SPINACH noodles. 1. Put your socks in the hamper. The dog will eat them if you dont. I will not buy you new socks if the dog eats all of your old ones. 2. Bring your bike inside. Are you asking that someone steal it? 3....

What Would You Do? 14

What Would You Do?

Remember how I mentioned that the rumor was that “they” say that since Halloween falls on a Sunday this year, we should Trick-or-Treat on Saturday? Well the newspaper printed an article saying that “They” are the cities mayors and that “They” SUGGEST that people Trick-or-Treat on Saturday instead of Sunday. However – several churches are coming out and saying that they Do. Not. Care. because they recognize that Halloween is just a holiday where kids dress up and get candy – nothing more – so there is nothing wrong with Trick-or-Treating the same day you go to church. So, it...