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The AMAZING Jackholes
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So. Why arent you watching The Amazing Race? You know it won an Emmy, right? Its not like regular “Reality TV”…it is an honest to god RACE. You should check it out.

Well - last nights episode was what I like to call “A Recap Episode which makes Jonathan look even MORE like an asshole (was that possible?) than he did before”. And it worked. MAN! Dude has ISSUES.

But - Kris and Jon? I am SOOO in love with them! And all the extras last night that showed her swimming with the children in Africa? And just being AWESOME? And Jon just loving her? They Rock. They are truly just enjoying the opportunity to be on the Race and know that yelling and fighting and crying and stressing does NOTHING but make you miserable. And does Kris EVER stop smiling? Even when their car is breaking down and they are tailing the group, she’s still cracking up! I love her.

And she is a Geography Major, you know. Like I was! That makes her even ten times cooler. We would totally make the perfect couple. Except for the whole “I’m married…and straight” thing. *sigh* She does seem happy with Jon though - so I guess that’s cool too.

So - watch it Next Tuesday. All you need to know is this: Jonathan is a supreme ASS who you hate, Kris and Jon are awesome and you love them, and the host? Phil? Is a total hottie. There. You’re caught up.

11 Comments

  1. MZM Says:

    See…I knew that it was a re-cap so I watched another episode of “house”. I didn’t used to watch it but I have this wonderful daughter who kept telling me how good it is. So I started watching in and you know what? She’s right again. Its quite a show and I happen to think “house” is hot…………I did tape this episode of Amazing race…I’ll watch it when “House ” isn’t on

  2. debby Says:

    We have watched it every season UNTIL this one. I have no clue why. But now that you have caught us up, we can watch it - thanks again Zootie Patootie!

  3. Pamalamadingdong Says:

    yup he’s a jerk.

  4. GranolaSpice Says:

    this is my first season of watching it. but i am in love. and also in hate. with j & v. grrrrr.

  5. Cori Says:

    I just told hubby that I’d love to watch this show but I had no idea what is going on or how to get caught up! Thanks, Miss Z! Now, if I can just tear my hubby away from his car shows for an hour…

  6. Sheryl Says:

    Dammit! I missed last week because of the stupid Kennedy Center awards, and last night because I had just gotten home from the airport and forgot that it was on. Sigh, Television without pity, here I come.

  7. T Says:

    I have watched it a couple of times. That guy who is always screaming “VICTORIA” –OMG, I just want to go to the TV screen and kick him in the ball$, what a jerk!

    I have a couple of “friends” who made a verrrry funny video trying to get on that show. HeeeHeee. I should steal the tape, mass produce it, and make a fortune off them.

    ps. no emails on Yahoo yet, but its not a problem.

  8. Dana Says:

    I missed the last TWO episodes! I’m so bummed… but I love Kris and Jon too!

  9. Laura Says:

    Do you REALLY think PHIL is a hottie? EWWWw……

  10. mrsrum Says:

    I think Jonathan is creepy and he’s a complete ass. Does it gross you out that they actually want to reproduce and that they think that they would make good parents…now, that’s scary!

  11. Jenny Says:

    OMG, I’ve been saying all along that I hate that guy. I seriously hope he gets eliminated before he says “I’m so proud of myself” one more time. Although I would pay money to see his wife lay him out.