Do you ever have those days where you feel like your brain is nothing but mush? That’s how I feel today. It’s almost like no one is speaking English because I feel like I have to REALLY concentrate in order to understand what anyone is saying. And tasks that should only take seconds? Are taking me HOURS because I can’t quite seem to make things click inside my feeble little brain today. And don’t ask me to read anything. Even though the words are clear, the concepts? Seem as complex as organic chemistry. You want a MAP? WHAT THE HELL IS A MAP? What do I look like, a Geographer?

So. I’ve either got a bad case of the “Post Holiday Blues” or I’m drunk. You decide.

So. Why arent you watching The Amazing Race? You know it won an Emmy, right? Its not like regular “Reality TV”…it is an honest to god RACE. You should check it out.

Well - last nights episode was what I like to call “A Recap Episode which makes Jonathan look even MORE like an asshole (was that possible?) than he did before”. And it worked. MAN! Dude has ISSUES.

But - Kris and Jon? I am SOOO in love with them! And all the extras last night that showed her swimming with the children in Africa? And just being AWESOME? And Jon just loving her? They Rock. They are truly just enjoying the opportunity to be on the Race and know that yelling and fighting and crying and stressing does NOTHING but make you miserable. And does Kris EVER stop smiling? Even when their car is breaking down and they are tailing the group, she’s still cracking up! I love her.

And she is a Geography Major, you know. Like I was! That makes her even ten times cooler. We would totally make the perfect couple. Except for the whole “I’m married…and straight” thing. *sigh* She does seem happy with Jon though - so I guess that’s cool too.

So - watch it Next Tuesday. All you need to know is this: Jonathan is a supreme ASS who you hate, Kris and Jon are awesome and you love them, and the host? Phil? Is a total hottie. There. You’re caught up.

Is it wrong that I spend all day thinking about eating the Christmas Dinner leftovers for dinner? I’m not sure if it’s because I was so FREAKIN’ proud of how perfect my dinner turned out, or if it’s because the food was just THAT DAMN GOOD.

Either way - I can think of nothing better right now than my FOURTH serving of Christmas Dinner waiting for me in the fridge at home. And at least three or four more meals after that one…at least.

Well. One of the many sites I am behind on is officially done. Fraulein N wanted a site that was like a comic book, and I hope she is pleased with the results. Go tell her, “Hi!” and that she’d BETTER post more often now that she has a brand new pretty site.

Like I should talk about posting more often…

Oh. And in case you didnt notice? I switched from the Christmas Skin. If you would like to KEEP the Christmas Spirit Alive a little longer - click here to switch back to the Christmas Skin.

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