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What the HECK Happened?
January 3, 2005
Category: Grumblecakes |

Someone snuck into my house and either
A) Beat me with a sledgehammer or
B) Plowed me over with a Semi.

And? I’m totally out of coffee. Shoot me now.

16 Comments

  1. Heather Says:

    Ooh. Being out of coffee would be bad. Well, I never have coffee in my house (no coffeepot, yet.) but I have tea, a 24-hour Starbucks not five minutes away.

    Spoken on January 3rd, 2005 at 6:46 am
  2. Erin Says:

    Maybe you have the flu? Or maybe you are pregnant!!

    Yeah, I like that second one way better!!

    Spoken on January 3rd, 2005 at 7:16 am
  3. Laura Says:

    Does your local Starbuck’s deliver? What ? They dont? Do they know who YOU ARE?

    Spoken on January 3rd, 2005 at 7:25 am
  4. Nina Says:

    Oh god, out of coffee….you have my sympathy and empathy!!! Been there, it’s not pretty!

    Spoken on January 3rd, 2005 at 7:35 am
  5. Lauren Says:

    *squeaks* no coffee?!?!?! Just shoot yourself now and put yourself out of your misery! =)

    Spoken on January 3rd, 2005 at 7:59 am
  6. debby Says:

    Do you have tiremarks? If so, it was the semi…just sayin…

    Spoken on January 3rd, 2005 at 8:56 am
  7. kerry Says:

    Maybe this will cheer you up:

    http://news.com.com/
    TiVo+goes+mobile+with+new+free+service/
    2100-1041_3-5510240.html

    (I broke up the URL so it wouldn’t break your layout)

    Spoken on January 3rd, 2005 at 8:56 am
  8. ben Says:

    I started the New Year right by single-handedly finishing an entire carton of eggnog.

    And not just the nog, but a lot of rum and/or whiskey to go with it.

    Hope you’re feeling better…

    Spoken on January 3rd, 2005 at 8:58 am
  9. MZM Says:

    OOOOHHHH…That is very very bad…Must have coffeeeeee…………..

    Spoken on January 3rd, 2005 at 10:30 am
  10. Chris Says:

    I’m going to guess A. B would just leave too much evidence ;-) Hope you feel better! And happy new year!

    Spoken on January 3rd, 2005 at 10:36 am
  11. stace Says:

    Ditto. and? I’m bitchy.

    Spoken on January 3rd, 2005 at 10:39 am
  12. Kitty Says:

    I know the feeling. I’m back at work after a week of vacation and it was sooooo hard to get up this morning…

    Spoken on January 3rd, 2005 at 11:02 am
  13. mrsrum Says:

    Out of coffee….LOOK OUT!!!

    Spoken on January 3rd, 2005 at 2:31 pm
  14. Birdie Says:

    Man, this was me this morning, no coffee and no way to leave the house. I have two young boys down with chicken pox (!! - and they both had the vaccine, too!), and the only food left in the house was a box of old Chinese tea and a couple boxes of cereal and a can of refried beans. NOT a pretty sight.

    Spoken on January 3rd, 2005 at 10:07 pm
  15. Shiz Says:

    I just reapplied at STARBIES! If I get in, I get (shhh) FREE COFFEE. This is where having your address comes in handy because we? could not possibly drink ONE FREE POUND PER WEEK.

    Ah, the friends you get when you work at Starbie’s. Seriously.

    Spoken on January 4th, 2005 at 1:38 pm
  16. Shiz Says:

    Um, and Zoot, you should keep some of THESE on hand. Bed Bath and Beyond sells them, and maybe Target.

    Spoken on January 4th, 2005 at 1:40 pm