January 19, 2005
In the half an hour since I’ve been up, Cisco (male boston terrier) has fallen off the bed, Sunflower (female cat) fell off the bathroom counter (where her food is), and Bambi (male cat) ran smack into a wall while chasing sunflower.
So. Which one of you got my pets drunk this morning?
*with Shaggy voice* It wasn’t me!
In related animal antics. I woke up at 3am because Mr. Moo needed attention (and of course am still up) Stepped on frac (female kitty, the black fluffy one) on my way to the stairs, and stepped on fric (black female short hair) on the way down the stairs. Amazingly I didn’t fall, because I can fall when I’m just standing in one place. I am THAT amazing!
I think it is an animal conspiracy, or maybe somekind of animal holiday? Our pets were out partying till the break of dawn, and yours are still drunk, mine are just passed out. (lightweights)
You mean your pets don’t always act that way?
My dog Piper is passed out on the mat…snoring like a drunk.. There’s definitely something wierd happening…
Well all I can say is despite my very strong efforts this morning to oversleep Maxi just wouldn’t have it…I should have mixed him a drink before we went to bed..hehehehe
My cat could use a stiff drink this morning. Can I send him over?
I’m sorry, I didn’t think they’d get quite that klutzy on just a shot of Jaegermeister.
My bad.
That reminds me of the dog on MAD ABOUT YOU that chased mice through the apartment and he always ended up crashing into the wall!
Did they get into your crack?
Again?
Sounds like they were in the liquor cabinet after the humans went to bed!
For some reason I’m picturing that retarded painting where all these animals are sitting around a poker table. . .know which one?
It must’ve been my puppy - she somehow went out drinking with your pets last night. How she got from Houston all the way to you is a mystery. She was the Queen Klutz this morning too!
1. She tripped over her own feet while trying to walk to the other end of the living room.
2. She ran smack into the kitchen cabinets while trying to chase our kitty.
3. She tried to hop over our older dog (who was laying on the floor) and tripped herself and did a face plant instead.
4. She came in the bedroom to watch me brush my teeth and then wanted me to race her back into the living room - problem is, when she turned around to run, she ran into the doorway instead.
My cat KitKat and my dog Lexie were both drinking out of the toilet this morning. Must have been hungover!
oops…sorry…um….I mean it wasn’t me….
They had tryouts for the animal version of The Surreal Life last night. Apparently, your animals haven’t slept off the copious amounts of alcohol that flow on that set. Two Advil and a cup of coffee will soon find them on the mend. Just keep the lights low and the loud noises to a minimum.
I think they have been drinking Laura’s raspberry martinis…
Hee hee. That must have been fun to watch. My cat ran head first into my leg a few weeks ago. Funny! And HEE-HEE-are-you-all-right-but-HEE-HEE-HEE-funny.