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It’s Like Being 21 All Over Again
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Sometimes, on weekends LilZoot is with his dad, MrZ and I like to drink a lot of beer and watch tv. This is what we decided to do last night. Unfortunately - I drank all of that beer on an empty stomach and woke up this morning HUNG OVER. I mean - puking, headache, body aches, MISERY. Can you believe that? I havent been hung over in YEARS. I was whining and moaning and bitchy and all sorts of fun I know you wish you could have witnessed.

HUNG OVER! ME! Like I just started drinking yesterday or something…Jeez.

Stace called me this morning to compliment me on Darcy Candace. The phone rang, I answered it (slowly) and then - the wave of “OHMIGODI’MGONNAPUKE” hit me like a brick and I said “Hang on, I’ll call you right back…”

When I called her back later, I whined, “Sorry I had to hang up so quickly - I had to puke because I’m freakin’ HUNG OVER.” And do you know what she did? SHE LAUGHED AT ME! LAUGHED! I had just told her I was vomiting and she LAUGHED. AT. ME. Jeez…where can a girl go for some sympathy around here?

16 Comments

  1. Mrs. Strizzay Says:

    Thats what Darcy Candace is for.

  2. stace Says:

    YEEEEEEEEEZZ……. Well I learned many moons ago that if you play??? YOU PAY!!

    Heheheheheheh!!! Zoot is blowin’ chunks!! heheheheheheh!!!

  3. Zoots Mom Says:

    Ohhh my, My poor little girl, also forgot to call me back today….mmm…does this make us even for times I forgot stuff? I Love you…

  4. Michelle Says:

    I could have been so hung over this morning. We had a little martini party last night - us blogger gals here in Boston - I think Janet told you - and it is a good thing I had to drive home bc that was what kept me in check. Chocolate mint martinis - YUM.

    Congrats on the Cabbage Patch doll. I say take her out and enjoy her - screw the box!

  5. Sarcastic Journalist Says:

    hangovers? My total worst fear. Luckily for me, I sober up quickly. Usually while on the internet, leaving inapproperiate comments on blogs.

  6. mrsrum Says:

    Okay, I’d laugh first, then comfort you - that’s what my friends always did for me way back when.

  7. Susan Says:

    egads, you are making me feel like I’m hung over just from reading your post. I don’t like that feeling!!

  8. Cori Says:

    Heehee…don’t come here looking for sympathy ’cause I’m LMAO.

  9. Rachael Says:

    Next time that happens, drink a milkshake. I shit you not. May be the LAST thing you want to drink at the moment, but it works.

    Oh, and hi. :)

  10. Jon in Michigan Says:

    Lightweight. :D
    Just watch that Mr.Z. He was probably trying to get you drunk and take advantage of you. ;)

  11. Suzanne Says:

    I accidentially did that one time too! Unfortunately it was the day before my sons 7th birthday party where I had invited 10 other screaming, yelling, happy, loud children to a party at the loudest kids indoor playground in existance. I remember laying on the cold porcelain tile floor thinking there’s no way I can do this today! (But as a good mommie, I managed to get up and make it there) Of course all the other mommies thought I looked like hell, and I told them I was having a horrible migraine. I couldn’t just tell them I was a horrible lush and hung over now could I?
    Feel better. Eat something, and drink plenty of water.

  12. J Says:

    Poor Miss Zoot!
    Five months after I had my daughter, my husband *forced* me to go have a drink with him one night. Which turned into six drinks, and the next morning, my first ever hang over. That was almost two years ago, and I still know the feeling like it was yesterday. I haven’t touched a drink since, the smell makes me wanna hurl. I totally feel for you. Hope you feel better!

  13. RockStar Mommy Says:

    Being hung over is no joke. I got drunk for the first time since I got married last spring. The next morning? I woke up to Lil Miss crying for a bottle and I was still drunk! There I was, stumbling in the kitchen, trying to warm up a bottle, dry heaving, with the room spinning. It was awful. I so won the white trash trailer park mom award that day!!! And I haven’t had more than a drink or two since…

    Hope you’re feeling better :)

  14. honestyrain Says:

    i can no longer handle the drink like i did when i was young. these days two glasses of wine with dinner and i am swaying this way and that.

    makes me a cheap date, ya?

  15. Kitty Says:

    Poor Miss Zoot!
    Luckily if I get a hangover it’s only a splitting headache. I very rarely get drunk enough to feel nauseous. (I’m not a big drinker.) But one glass of OJ and some asprin and I’m good to go.

  16. Shiz Says:

    Poor Zoot. Poor, poor Zoot!