Of course. My period is technically one week late, my boobs are sore and I’ve been tired. When I finally break down and take a HPT, it turns positive in mere seconds. I take another for good measure. Positive. We call the (Whore!) Nurse to get our lab slip ready. In the meantime? My nerves have gone haywire and I feel as though I’m going to either pass out or start bleeding at any minute. We get to the lab? And the damn thing is CLOSED for freakin’ lunch. CLOSED.
Because my lab is so far from my office, I’ll have to wait until AFTER work to go back. I won’t get the results until 24 hours later. And even then? They won’t be able to tell me much until they test me 72 hours after the FIRST one to see if the Beta has doubled. And now? I’m feeling phantom cramps. I’ve known I was pregnant all of 2 hours and I’m already losing my mind.
Maybe LilZoot doesn’t need a sibling and MrZoot doesn’t need a baby AFTER all. I’m obviously not mentally capable of patiently coping with pregnancy.
AND WHAT KIND OF FREAKIN’ LAB GOES TO LUNCH WHEN THERE ARE FERTILITY CHALLENGED WOMEN WITH POSITIVE PREGNANCY TESTS WHO NEED THEIR BETAS TAKEN FOR CHRISSAKES.
I feel better now. Thank you.










I’m so sorry they’re being idiots…
Sending you calm baby love thoughts….
–bellabelly
Ugh….I’m so sorry you have to wait. That’s never fun or easy. Hang in there and know we are all pulling for you.
AWW, don’t give up yet!! Hang in there. Sending baby vibes your way/
Ok, in the spirit of getupgrrl, NBHHY. Here’s hoping this time things go well.
Fingers, toes, legs, arms and eyes crossed for luck!
Have they never heard of working in shifts? Sheesh!
And sending you luck of the goodest, bestest kind.
hang in there! we love ya! (bunches and bunches of hugs!)
Breathe.
Try to calm down, I’m sure stressing out won’t help the situation. I know that’s easy for me to say because I’m not in your position, but just take 10 minutes and try to relax.
We’re here for you and I know everyone will be sending positive vibes your way!
People still close for lunch? Are we living in the freaking DARK AGES?
Sorry, Z.
Hey Sweetie.
I’m going to say a prayer for you as I head out this afternoon. I’m going to pray that whatever the outcome, you’re going to be okay.
*secretly crosses fingers*
Crossing everythin’ I can, darling.
Oh, fingers crossed and thinking positive thoughts. Remember the best things are always worth waiting for.
Zoooooooooooooooot:
take it easy, don’t stress you and the *wink,wink* baby.
what a bi-ATCH nurse to say that to you. hoping and wishing, that things go your way.
Fingers VERY crossed, Zoot! I will be thinking about you guys.
Crossing everythin’ I can, darling.
Sending positive vibes through my fingertips across the internet straight toward you, Miss Zoot.
(Vibes? Is this 1976? You know what I mean, Miss Zoot - thinking good thoughts for you!)
holding my breath for you.
Thinking happy hormone thoughts…or something..
EEEK!
My fingers are crossed for you, too!
Calm and positive thoughts coming your way. I’m sorry you have to wait. OK, I’m sorry I have to wait to hear about you too, now that I think about it ; )
Good luck dude. You know I’m pulling for you.
I’m so excited for you I am all twisted up with everything crossed for good luck! All the best…
Good luck, wishing you all kinds luck, with toes, fingers and anything else I can cross!
Goddamn them to hell! For going to lunch….The whore nurse probably was suffering from fishy smelling,cottage cheese textured discharge, which she of course DESERVED.
Don’t worry, I making you a fertility pig…it’ll work…I think.
zoot… calm down. if it’s the right time, it’s the right time. really. i so wanted it to be the right time last time, that i’m afraid to say much… but, please don’t make yourself crazy. don’t give yourself phantom symptoms. just relax, be calm, and cross your legs!
NBHHY
Sorry you have to wait.
Crossing everything I can for you.
I’m so sorry Zoot. I know that waiting is complete torture. You’re not crazy for freaking out in the least; it’s the most normal reaction possible! Hang in there. Will be waiting with my fingers crossed for more news.
Eek!!! Oh hon I have my fingers and toes crossed and you are deep in my prayers! I can’t imagine the frustration… oh but the joy!
I’m hopin the best!!!
Eek!!! Oh hon I have my fingers and toes crossed and you are deep in my prayers! I can’t imagine the frustration… oh but the joy!
I’m hopin the best!!!
sending love and light your way. let us know, and ***********breathe***************.
crossing everything that’s possible to cross. try not to freak too much. (i know, easier said than done) just remember, i asked amalah to share with you, so this could be it. *grin* i’ll be saying extra prayers for you girl! lots of love and a big hug sent your way!
crossing everything that’s possible to cross. try not to freak too much. (i know, easier said than done) just remember, i asked amalah to share with you, so this could be it. *grin* i’ll be saying extra prayers for you girl! lots of love and a big hug sent your way!
crossing everything that’s possible to cross. try not to freak too much. (i know, easier said than done) just remember, i asked amalah to share with you, so this could be it. *grin* i’ll be saying extra prayers for you girl! lots of love and a big hug sent your way!
I will pray extra extra hard for you tonight. So you go relax as much as you can.
Eeeee! Best of luck Miss Zoot!
Am praying SO hard. Oh Zoot, I really really hope it works!
Speechless, but yet praying at the same time for you.
Christ. I’m holding my thumbs for you AND crossing my fingers. I look like I have some sort of advanced arthritis. But I’m doing it all for YOU.

Sending good thoughts and keeping my fingers crossed
That makes me bitter too… WAH! Those damn people aren’t allowed to eat - I mean where are their priorities???
Aaaaack! What’s up w/ those freakin’ people? I’m sending Tons of love and prayers for you…and torrential downpours of diseased frogs for them. After you get all your results, of course.
Aaaaack! What’s up w/ those freakin’ people? I’m sending Tons of love and prayers for you…and torrential downpours of diseased frogs for them. After you get all your results, of course.
Oh man, but I’m coming in late on this one…still, crossing everything crossable and sending you all my fertile cooties!
Come on baby vibes! Keep perkin along cuz The Zoots so deserve a little bitty one to love and hold and stuff!
Wishing you the best of everything, Zoot! Be sure to keep us updated because I am now totally on the edge of my seat waiting for your damn dr’s office to call!
yo….lab techs have to eat too ^j^