1. Do you like how symmetrical I keep my animals? I only allow them to sleep around me if they do it in a linear progressive pattern with mandatory changes in elevation.

2. Bad Dog! But keep doing it while I take your picture!

3. Do you like the erosion deterrent my apartment complex uses? There is NOTHING that says “classy landscaping” like randomly poured concrete.

4. My precious Lil’ Girl.

1. Deb and Laura got us some covers for our cat beds! Wasnt that nice of them. I mean, they ARE cat bed covers, right? Nobody would expect Cubs and Braves fans to wear those shirts, would they?

2. Maybe they ARENT cat bed covers. Bambi won’t even go near his bed with that covering it. Maybe he’s a Mets fan.

3. Well, we wore them…but ONLY to bed. They do make nice jammies.

I’m turning off my comments until any of the following occur

1. I replicate the error some of you have been getting, whereby trying to solve the problem and eliminate that error.

2. Decide those of you getting errors are really just screwing with me and everything is really just fine.

Feel free to email me if you’re DYING to tell me something about my entry!