March 24, 2005
Have I mentioned that about an hour after I take my Prometrium in the morning, I become an exhausted zombie with little or no capability to function in the normal realm? Well, it’s true. I just drooled on my keyboard. And I was AWAKE. (If by “awake” you mean “eyes open and not snoring”).
Let me repeat myself: I just drooled on my keyboard. I will be happy to quit taking this shit during the second trimester because it is turning me into the quintessential Scooby Do bad guy. A mumbling, stilted, drooling zombie. Which, of course, is this season’s new “sexy.”
Heeee. So the first trimester your body does random gross things and then the second trimester is when you become a glowing mom-to-be?
I’m glad I have you and Amalah to tell me what pregnancy is really like. And also why I’ll wait a bit longer before I start a family.
Crap. I did that once. Unlike you, I have no valid excuse.
I was instructed to take my prometrium at night, before bed and it helped me sleep… until I had to wake up for my first pee break (out of 3 every night).
Mmm, Zoot, that does sound sexy. I’m sorry you’re getting all scooby-doo-zombie’d out every day — I would get SO FRUSTRATED if that was happening to me. I hope they do let you come off the Prometrium soon, and you get to the 2nd tirmester and then the third, and you give birth (miraculously, with NO PAIN!), and have a smiling cheesecake shot of the four zoots all together right in the delivery room. I wish this part of the journey didn’t have to be so stressful, so uncertain, and so tiring for you. I think about you and I hope and pray for you and for your baby and for the men-zoots that all will go well.
I’m soooooooo wrapped up in this with you, Zoot (and co.). My whole heart is wishing very hard!
so what your saying is, that i’m set for next season, since I either drool or am drooled on all day long that I will in fact be the height of fashion?
Killer.
It’s nice to hear you talk in hopeful terms about your pregnancy! Can’t wait until your second trimester when you can blame the sleepiness on the baby kicking all night!
Nothing says sexy quite like drool does. Well, maybe droolbucket.
Ummmm Maybe a bib? or a drool cup? Just sayin..