Have you read the tabloids recently? Have you seen all of the pictures of Britney Spears “Before” and “After” that show how she has developed a little bit of extra belly and a whole lotta extra boobs? And now everyone thinks she might be pregnant?
That is totally me. Look at her “before” and “after” pictures? And imagine the “before” not quite as tan or tone? And the “after” a tad more flabby? And you have my body transformation over the last 10 weeks.
This makes me feel VERY good about myself because I AM, in fact, pregnant. But it makes me VERY sad for Britney because if she’s not? How bad would that SUCK ASS to have photos published showing EXACTLY how much weight you’ve put on and where it has gone. And then to ASSUME she’s pregnant. It’s every woman’s nightmare.
One of the MANY reasons why I’m glad I’m not a celebrity. That and the whole Punk’d thing, of course.