Me and Mrs. Federline are TWINS

Have you read the tabloids recently? Have you seen all of the pictures of Britney Spears “Before” and “After” that show how she has developed a little bit of extra belly and a whole lotta extra boobs? And now everyone thinks she might be pregnant?

That is totally me. Look at her “before” and “after” pictures? And imagine the “before” not quite as tan or tone? And the “after” a tad more flabby? And you have my body transformation over the last 10 weeks.

This makes me feel VERY good about myself because I AM, in fact, pregnant. But it makes me VERY sad for Britney because if she’s not? How bad would that SUCK ASS to have photos published showing EXACTLY how much weight you’ve put on and where it has gone. And then to ASSUME she’s pregnant. It’s every woman’s nightmare.

One of the MANY reasons why I’m glad I’m not a celebrity. That and the whole Punk’d thing, of course.

8 thoughts on “Me and Mrs. Federline are TWINS”

  1. I feel even worse for her because of her horrible taste in sleazy guys.

    March 30, 2005 — KEVIN Federline left his rumored-to-be-pregnant wife, Britney Spears, at her brother’s Santa Monica apartment last weekend, and headed to Las Vegas. While there, the dancer partied with pals at Pure, in the company of self-described “VIP escort” Vanessa Hulihan, Us Weekly reports. “At one point, she was sitting on his lap,” one onlooker tells the mag. “. . . he was sliding his hand between her thighs.” Federline and Hulihan “hung out” all weekend, Us says, and he “refused to answer Britney’s phone calls. He’s been telling friends he doesn’t want her to have his baby.” He added: “If I ever get a divorce, I want to move to Vegas.” Nice. (source – Page six)

  2. Did you see the pic in US Weekly where Brit and Kev took turns wearing the same shirt, which might be the UGLIEST SHIRT IN AMERICA?

    HA!

  3. Yay for you. And Brittney Spears could have dressed a little less skankily for so long, and then we wouldn’t be staring at her so much…

  4. Britney is a Southern girl, true to form. Gives you something to aspire to when she’s lean, and something to sympathize with when she’s… um… not.

    Noooo, I didn’t buy a tabloaid rag a little while back JUST to laugh at pics of her face bedaubbed with zit cream. Nuh-uh.

  5. Britney is a Southern girl, true to form. Gives you something to aspire to when she’s lean, and something to sympathize with when she’s… um… not.

    Noooo, I didn’t buy a tabloaid rag a little while back JUST to laugh at pics of her face bedaubbed with zit cream, and her messy, greasy hair under a trucker hat. Nuh-uh.

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