Monthly Archive: April 2005

Zoot and Lil’Zoot – LIVE! From The Bed 16

Zoot and Lil’Zoot – LIVE! From The Bed

Zoot: Hello All! Lil’ Zoot and I are here, in bed, trying to get ready to start our day. LilZ: Hi Peoples. Zoot: He’s a man of few words. LilZ: That’s right, man. Girl. Chick. NO! Don’t write all of that! Zoot: Evil Giggle What do you REALLY want to say to the people, LilZ. LilZ: Um. That my mom’s pregnant? And she’s been pregnant? And I think it’s a boy because I’m a super doctor. MR.Z: making a guest appearance at the other computer But it’s really a girl. And Cisco thinks its a hot weiner dog. Zoot: I...

I’m Wearing Flip-Flops to Work Today 13

I’m Wearing Flip-Flops to Work Today

You know how it is, with moving. There are cabinets and nooks and boxes of things that never get opened and never get used. YET – the SECOND you take THAT box of stuff to the new house, or clean out that ONE cabinet – then you suddenly need everything in it. I took all of the medicines and first aid supplies to the new house. We rarely need that stuff, surely we can wait a few weeks to have them at our disposal. Plus, it’s something that can be put up BEFORE painting because we aren’t painting the inside...

Hostile Work Environment 10

Hostile Work Environment

Okay. I’m beginning to think someone in my office is secretly experimenting with inducing obesity via various desserts left in the office kitchen. First off – there is my boss who INSISTS on supporting Krispy Kreme fundraisers ALL THE TIME. Remember the five donuts I inhaled in ONE DAY last week? Yep, that was him helping some local charity, while I corrupted my “reasonable weight gain” goals. Then there was the co-worker who brought in gourmet caramely-chocolatey-graham-crackery treats that took me a whole WEEK to finally eat all of. No one seemed to help me. But the worst offender is...

If You Need Me, I’ll Be in the Corner 9

If You Need Me, I’ll Be in the Corner

Holy Moley, I’m overwhelmed right now. The yard sale from hell is this Saturday (PRAY FOR SUN) and our house is COVERED in yard sale items. They are all boxed up because we have to carry them to the street because our apartment is not ON the street. There are also two clothing racks in my living room, along with four card tables – all for the yard sale. We havent even begun to price or make signs yet. AH! Where there are not boxes and clothing racks for the yard sale, there are boxes to be moved to the...

The One Where I Get Political And Piss People Off 28

The One Where I Get Political And Piss People Off

I love the city in Alabama I live in, but there are some aspects regarding the mentality of the state that politicians just, just PISSES ME OFF. Republican Alabama lawmaker Gerald Allen says homosexuality is an unacceptable lifestyle. …under his bill, public school libraries could no longer buy new copies of plays or books by gay authors, or about gay characters “I don’t look at it as censorship,” says State Representative Gerald Allen. “I look at it as protecting the hearts and souls and minds of our children.” Listen, GERALD. Leave the concern of my son’s soul and mind to...