MrZ and I attempt writing our own comic book
This is an excerpt from the play is entitled The Zoots Lose Their Effin’ Minds. Before this scene, the Zoots have been in the car for 1 and a half hours but have only gone about four miles due to some horrible wreck on the interstate. Their journey to insanity has already started and the scene you are reading is when it hit its peak.
Act 4, Scene 2
MrZ: Your mom is the BABY LADY!
LilZ: So that’s here super-hero name? BABY LADY?
MrZ: Yep. Her weapon is throwing babies at people.
Zoot: Wait. Are these babies that I’m actually delivering?
MrZ: Of course! You’re the BABY LADY!
Zoot: So, am I shooting them out of my vagina?
LilZ: snort Mom!
Zoot: Well, I just want to understand this. If this is my life, I need to know the details.
MrZoot: No – you are using the umbilical cord like a lasso and swinging the babies at the bad guys.
Zoot: Okay. But is the umbilical cord still attached to me?
LilZ: snort GROSS.
Zoot: Yes. And that seems painful on my part.
MrZ: No. Of course they are not attached. You are having a bunch at one time and they all detach themselves.
Zoot: Of course. So am I killing my own children just to hurt the bad guys? Newborns are fragile and do NOT like being thrown around, you know.
MrZ: No! They’re ROBOT BABIES!
LilZ: snort Robot Babies? snort
Zoot: Yeah. Like – do they not need to gestate? And they are simply created in a millisecond in my Super-Vagina before I shoot them out?
MrZ: OR you can lasso them. Don’t forget that. Either Canon-Baby-Vagina, or Lasso-Baby. Or even WAVE OF BABIES (tm Homestarrunner). You have PLENTY of powers and weapons.
Zoot: Dude. The BABY LADY is so indestructible.
MrZ: I know.
LilZ: Dead from laughing so hard in the back seat. RIP LilZ.
You know that the craziness is what what I love about y’all, right? That and the fact that if the Zoots and the Waterpeople (which does sound like a strange band of superheroes) were at a party together, there is a 50% chance that we would not be perceived as the oddest bunch there. Doesn’t happen often.
OMG! Too funny. You guys rock!
You really should write a comic. Then you can be like Seth Cohen. Except, don’t go all nuts like he did when he was giving the pitch – that was scary. I don’t know how well the whole babies shooting out of vaginas pitch would work – but you never know. It’s gotta beat some of the crap that is out there… right?
And really, a woman who can give birth to multiple babies on command without breaking a sweat? Would totally rule the world.
Also dead from laughing so hard!
Zoot the Baby Lady has a pretty cool superhero name…has MrZ decided on his superhero alter ego yet?
this comic may need a little work…but Homestarrunner rocks! My favorite are teen girl squad CHEERLEADER….WHATS HER NAME, SO AND SO the UGLY OOOONE!!!!
but you know baby lady, has potential.
Oh wow. And you even got the wave of babies reference in there. That’s beautiful.
ROFL! That is so funny and I can just picture Lil Z grabbing his sides and laughing and snorting hysterically at THE BABY LADY
You guys are so strange!
Can I deny our relationship during that particular time in your life? Just the car ride, you know.
snort…..
now THAT is a comic i would buy!
ROFL…super vagina. *spew* You guys are insanely funny!
Ack…you had me at Super-Vagina!
“Honey, where’s my super suit!?!”
OMG! I’ve gotta go pee….
So do you get a Super Suit with a big SV on it?
And if you get together with other baby ladies (ala Power Rangers) can you morph into MEGA-VAGINA?
OMG now I have to go pee….
Oh my gosh!! That’s hilarious! And um, by the way, I have very important news… go see my blog, please ma’am.
Oh my gosh!! That’s hilarious! And um, by the way, I have very important news… go see my blog, please ma’am.
BELLABELLY’s having a wee kidlet, too!
And yes, very funny.
i remember that !!!Gross
i remember that !!!Gross
i remember that !!!Gross