One of my New Years Resolutions was to keep track of my monthly stats in a manner modeled after my fellow Alabamian, Webgrits. Because of moving, painting, house fires, yardsales, and naptimes, I kinda forgot. So - Without Further Ado - APRIL’S STATS!!!!

Total Visits: 34,920
Average Visits Per Day: 1164
Busiest Day: Thursday April 12th (chorionic hematoma anyone?)

Top 10 Referrers
1. Amalah mainly thanks to this entry.
2. Rockstar Mommy
3. Woulda COULDA Shoulda
4. Bloglines - I don’t know what that is, but I’ll take it.
5. Running Stitch
6. The Woman Wonders
7. Tani
8. Kris
9. Alektra
10. Busy Mom

Top Ten Countries Visiting Me
1. The United States: 318425
2. Canada: 2810
3. Mexico: 2470
4. Australia: 863
5. European Union: 793
6. Great Britain: 584
7. Japan: 535
8. Portugal: 456
9. Germany: 335
10. Sudan: 315

Most Common Searches Bringing People Here
1. vanessa hulihan: 233 searches (There were SEVERAL searches using that girl’s name - who is she?)
2. jody sweetin: 168 searches (of course)
3. zoot: 153 searches
4. Bo Bice: 88 searches
5. maroon 5 concert: 24 searches

Weirdest Search Strings Bringing People Here
1. sex rollerskate photos
Wrong decade, bub.
2. 7-11 taquito calories count
I’m fairly certain if it came from 7-11? It’s NOT allowed on your diet.
3. mascara bat poop AND bat poop IN mascara
Huh? I’m never wearing the stuff again. What is that all about? I got those searches LAST month too!
4. nancy drew bound and gagged
Only MrZoot will appreciate that one - it’s LilZ’s FAVORITE thing about Nancy Drew books
5. cheerleader pee poop
Gross.
6. will boone die?
Yes. Sorry.