We came home yesterday and the dishwasher (OR, as I like to call it, SATAN) was filled with water. I wrestled with it for a little while until MrZ took over. He FINALLY decided right before bed, that the overflow drain was clogged, so we cleaned it out and the water drained fine with the next cycle.
But this morning? I opened up the dishwasher (read: SATAN) to make sure it was empty. I closed it again and as I turned around to walk past it, the damn demon-possessed appliance door SWUNG OPEN and hit me in the shin! That bitch ATTACKED me. Can you believe that? So I kicked it, (which felt GREAT, by the way) and yelled at it and cursed it. Then the damn thing wouldn’t shut. It just stood there open, TAUNTING ME.
I finally got it closed before we left the house, but not before the stupid whore dribbled water all over my shoes. I’m telling you - it’s out to get me. You just wait. The headlines tomorrow will read “Pregnant Woman Found Squooshed to Death…The Only Evidence Found Was A Silverware Basket”.
There is only one answer……it must be destroyed…………..
That doesn’t sound good - if I were you, I’d threaten to trade it in for a newer model unless it starts being nice…
Hope it all works out!
Miss Zoot, I have STILL got a huge mark on my leg from where my dishwasher did that to me a YEAR AND A HALF ago. The bastard.
Oh, and by the way–have you known all along about Target’s Tex Mex trail mix and chosen, for some diabolical reason, not to tell us??? Were you hoping to hoard all of its sesame stick and chili bit goodness for yourself??? I look to you for Target guidance, and I’m disappointed to be forced to believe that you might be holding out on me..
I’m just full of conspiracy theories this morning..
How much do I love that you called the dishwasher a stupid whore? At our place, that moniker goes to the frigging air conditioner.
but more importantly….SIXTEEN DAYS!!!!
Yikes….I’m thinking you should probably stay away from the washer and dryer. You never know…the dishwasher may be influencing them. Hope you are ok.
Uh-oh. Have you seen Garden State? Be careful…
Just don’t piss off the microwave!