I’ve been depressed this morning. Do you want to know why? Because NO ONE replied to my entry about how bad my morning was! Usually, SOMEBODY has a story worse than mine, and that ALWAYS cheers me right up. OR - everyone says things like “you’re pretty” or “i love you” or “here’s a donut!” and such things to make me smile. Alas, I got nothin’.
Then? I went to my site to see if MAYBE someone left a comment but it didn’t get emailed to me (which happens quite a bit) and guess what? NO ENTRY FROM THIS MORNING.
Yay! No one hates me! I’m just an idiot who probably screwed something up when I was trying to write a blog entry at 6am!
So, the short of it? I had a BAD morning/night. I slept horribly, I fell in the toilet, I spilled coffee everywhere, I stepped on a dog bone, I woke up late, and did I mention I fell in the toilet? Yeah. I did. Thanks, MrZ. I owe you one.
But today has already gotten better. I filled my tummy with yummy greasy breakfast foods, I have work to do in the office, and the high is supposed to ONLY be 90 degrees today. Woo! It’s almost like winter around here. So, I no longer need the “Get Happys,” but instead, I need some advice about what to do when your ass falls asleep.
In other words? I need ASSVICE. HA! Damn. I crack myself up.
he he… Assvice, *crack.* Oops… too childish?
Sorry, no “assvice” for you, but I’m glad your morning is getting better! And thanks for the “advice” on istockphoto.com from a few weeks ago… I finally got the chance to redo my site! (Although still a few kinks when viewed in IE and it’s not completely turned over to the new design, yet.)
Assvice? I don’t know. I’m not sure I’ve ever had that happen.
But you are pretty.
:-\ It sucks when you fall in the toilet… Especially at like 3 AM when you wake up because you have to pee so bad. :-\ Just go beat MrZ over the head with a pillow or some other blunt object. ^_^ It won’t do anything, but it’ll make you feel better! ~_^
Men should experience the joy of a wet behind when they least expect it - perhaps then they might be persuaded to lower the damn toilet seat!
Well, typically when my leg falls asleep I smack it a few times and get up and hop around trying to get the blood flowing again. However, people might look at you funny if you’re smacking your ass, so I don’t suggest my method of waking up a sleeping body part.
Also, falling in the toilet? Sucks. Thankfully my husband is pretty anal-retentive about putting not only the seat but the cover down. We also have a pretty red fuzzy cover on the toilet seat cover. Which makes it interesting when I’m half asleep and sit down before realizing I have to lift the lid.
ROFLMAO!!! Assvice?? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Ok now I’ve showered my moniter with coffee..AND I feel off my office chair!!! Please excuse me while I clean myself and the moniter all up, lol!!
Ok Back.. ummm Assvice?? LMAO!! Ohhh I’m laughing too much still to be of any help.. please excuse me as I laughing myself onto the floor, LOL!!
You’re pretty, funny, a great web-designer, and we love you. Hope your ass wakes up soon!
Be happy. Get sappy. Do a dance lappy. Wear your best cappy. Take a long nappy. Do a dance tappy.
Allow me to assk you a few questions…
“typically when my leg falls asleep I smack it a few times” If you hop around the office, smacking your ass, what will it do to your chances of staying employed? Is this what your bosses meant by going out and scaring up some work for the company?
Also, I’ve been wondering for some time. How is it possible to fall out of one’s chair and land in the trashcan. I’m looking at my trash can the way some people look at the Zapruder film, trying to figure out the logistics.
Hi Zoot! You sure are pretty! I love your designs! You should really have a donut!
Oh yeah, and you totally rock!
Oh yeah…look up Pilates exercises to wake that ass up!
We DO love you Zoot!! I got no assvice tho…..
Yeah, that falling in the toilet thing is as gross as the “potty splash” experience. ew. Oh! Why don’t you have Mr.Z smack your sleepin’ ass until it wakes up? … but i hear that’s illegal in some states… and that’s just a whole other kinda blog…
I hate falling in the toliet. I am surrounded by men so I have to look every time. I am trying to teach my sons to lower the seat even if their father doesn’t.
Sorry to hear about your morning. Sounds like a typical Monday.
I love your designs!
Assvice…hehe. You crack me up. I may not have commented but I checked back frequently for updates. Does that count?
Alien LOL! I missed the abducted entry…outside, sweating my ass off with 4 kids under 6. I am exhausted. It’s only noon. Shit.
Alien LOL! I missed the abducted entry…outside, sweating my ass off with 4 kids under 6. I am exhausted. It’s only noon. Shit.
Hey, the good news is that your ass still fits in the toilet!
[Jon running as fast as he can from the crowbar being thrown by Zoot]
[Clunk!] Not fast enough. [/Clunk]
no comments? You’re funny. Y’all should come over and comment on my blog. I only have two.
My advice? Smack dat as$!
snugs and hugs!
I’m sorry I can be of no ASSistance to you in this matter! *snort*
No cookies for those damn aliens! Glad your day is better today though.
OMG I’m just now getting to read blogs, I haven’t posted in a few days, dang work! My ass is numb, too!
Of course me love you!
You fell in the toilet?
Obviously, it was not your fault.
You’re lucky your ass is still small enough that you can fall in the toilet