Several things have made me laugh the last few days. The first of which? Seeing NikkiZ’s face turn BRIGHT red as she grunts and grimaces and pushes and scowls to make the smallest poop ever seen. I wonder if she’s disappointed at all? Like “Man. I really worked HARD on that one and that is ALL there was? If I’m going to work that hard mom should use at least FIVE wipes.”

Also? Seeing MrZ walk out of the bedroom the other day with one of my nursing pads on the bottom of his foot. He realized it pretty soon, but could you imagine if he hadn’t? How hilarious would that be. “Um…excuse me Sir. It seems you have a nursing pad stuck to your shoe.” I mean, toilet paper is ONE thing because everyone understands how that can happen. But a nursing pad? Was he walking on my boob? Did he mistake a bra for a sock? How EXACTLY does that happen, one would wonder.

And finally? Me. Spilling EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE. I swear. The last few days I have made more accidental messes than I have in the last year. I’m starting to feel like I’m drunk all the time and just don’t realize it. Is that possible? I’ve simply stopped mopping my floor between spills because I will just spill something again within the hour and it’s just not worth the effort. It’s quite comical in a cheesy sitcom kinda way.