Dear Lord, or Mother Nature, or Satan (kidding! Don’t email me!) or who ever is in charge of the universe:

QUICK QUIT (am a stressed out dumbass who can’t type) SCREWING WITH ME.

Love, Zoot.

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Okay. So, the hardware problems (from Monday) on computers in my office were NOT my fault at ALL. But, they were in MY office and they are computers I need, so they were still MY problem. We got those fixed/running yesterday. Woo! But this morning? Network problems. Again - not MY fault - but since I need the network, it still becomes MY problem. We got THAT fixed and I was started to really feel bad about all these problems because even though I didn’t cause them, they have to be fixed immediately so I can work on my project due….sometime last year. And I’m already an insecure person who hates being a burden so I was really ready just to get my work done and not bother anyone, ever again. EVER.

So now? My project wont open. It’s corrupted. With a capital ‘C’ and possibly lots of exclamation points. Again - nothing that I did could be the problem, so its not my fault, but since it’s MY project, it is MY problem and I have somehow become THAT employee that is always needing help with something and taking everyone away from their jobs to help me. And I don’t WANT to be that person! I’m smart! I promise! It’s just that these computers are staging a mutiny since I’ve returned and they are trying to get me FIRED.

So, I’ll be in the corner, crying, if you need me.