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I’m out of Diet Coke in my office and I can’t run go get anymore because I have to use my breaks to run feed NkkiZ. What is it about those infants and their constant need to eat and an unwillingness to feed themselves? I mean, JESUS, she’s 3 months old already, shouldn’t she be able to at least fix herself a sandwich every once in awhile? Or at least just grab some crackers to chow on? Those don’t even require preparation. Just open, and eat. She’s so damn needy.

If I have to go the next five hours without caffeine I may kill myself. Are any of you going to be in my neck of the woods in the next hour or so? No?

DAMMIT.

6 Comments

  1. Carrisa Says:

    I would so bring you diet coke if i was in your neck of the woods. You can survive i know it. And whatever you do, don’t give in and drink that diet black cherry vanilla coke crap. it’s not right. diet coke with lime i say!

  2. Jana Says:

    Oh my God, if ONLY my baby would tolerate my consumption of caffeinated products. I’m so envious.

    Oh, well, I suppose a caffeine withdrawal headache is a small price to pay for a happy napping baby. Or is it?

    Hey, I have a 12 pack of Diet Coke right here that I can’t even enjoy…I’d so let you have it if you weren’t miles and miles away.

  3. Jezer Says:

    Oh my God, if ONLY my baby would tolerate my consumption of caffeinated products. I’m so envious.

    Oh, well, I suppose a caffeine withdrawal headache is a small price to pay for a happy napping baby. Or is it?

    Hey, I have a 12 pack of Diet Coke right here that I can’t even enjoy…I’d so let you have it if you weren’t miles and miles away.

  4. Jezer Says:

    Sorry about the dupe comment. I suck at the internet.

  5. Isabel Says:

    Carreine..it sucks you in and never lets you go.

    I hope someone brings you a fresh beverage soon!!!

  6. euge Says:

    Out of Diet Coke…don’t know how you do it! I feel your pain!

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