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I’m a freak show
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NikkiZ has woken up every three hours the past 4-6 days or so. She wakes up fidgeting, and I believe realizes she’s hungry - I don’t think the hunger could wake her up since it didnt the month before. It’s been stressing me out a bit because it makes me so damn tired, but I’ll deal, right?

Little did I know that when she DID sleep through the night, only waking up for one feeding like usual, I would wake up with one GIANT boob that was leaking through every shirt and nursing pad in site.

(I only nurse one side at a time, long story.)

Of course, I can’t wake her up to nurse her before we leave because that will get her off track for the rest of the day which will piss off my boss, I’m sure, since I’ve just now figured out a good nursing schedule to begin with. So, I’ll just have to wait until we get to her daycare around 6:30am and feed her then. And hope I don’t run into too many people along the way.

(Oh, and if you’re here because you Googled “One Giant Boob” and my site popped up? Sorry to disappoint you.)

9 Comments

  1. kate Says:

    Growth spurt? Isn’t she around 4 months? That is always what I like to blame those things on!

  2. debby Says:

    One giant boob always catches my attention.. but that is just me…

  3. brit Says:

    ROFL…I know my time draweth near…

  4. Isabel Says:

    One giant boob….sounds fun!

  5. Jezer Says:

    I’m with Kate–blame it on a growth spurt.

    We do the one-boob-only feedings too. Some mornings I just have to pump the giant one for relief.

    Hope her routine levels out soon for you. That can really do a number on your day.

  6. Jon in Michigan Says:

    I was Googling the web for “one giant freakshow with boobs” and this site came up. Can you tell me where the pictures are?

  7. Lisa B Says:

    Holy cow you are at a daycare by 6:30 a.m. I can’t even function that early. You must like like the marines… Get more done before 10 a.m. than most people do all day. I am envious.

  8. mama speak Says:

    Could be worse. Give it two years & NikkiZ will have the Wiggles or Hi-5 songs to add to the mix. Try waking up to Quack, Quack, Cock-a-doodle-do! EVERY. MORNING.

    I learned before we had a kid that the radio in the car is controlled by the driver. (Goes for Daddy too. Guess who ALWAYS drives.) There will be no radiodisney in my car if I can help it. I was tortured by our neighbors kids one X-mas (out looking at lights) and quickly learned my lesson.
    Merchandizing at it’s finest!

  9. Matt Says:

    Haha, I really did google “One giant boob”.

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