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no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! zac efron is totally my boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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I was checking my stats awhile back and found this blog entry that linked to my entries about High School Musical. I noticed I have still been getting hits from that entry long after it was written, but I have also noticed there are always new comments there when I check back. I decided to peruse the comments to see what everyone is saying about the movie which I may or may not know all the dance moves to. (I’ll never tell.)

Oh my. You must read them. NOW. If there is any part of you that has lost touch with your inner pre-teen (the one who had the posters of Corey Haim on your walls) then reading those comments will bring you back to that point in a heartbeat. And you will giggle to yourself. I can not imagine what damage I would have done in cyberspace if I had found a forum where I could have professed my undying love for Sean Astin as freely as these kids do for the disney stars. Or how many Ricky Shroeder fan sites I would have commented on. The internet has probably eliminated the existence of notebook doodles because why write Mrs. Jon Bon Jovi all over your math folder when you can type it on the web for the whole world to see.

I’m so glad I’m not 12 anymore.

45 Comments

  1. HG Says:

    Sean Astin was MINE!

  2. weaker vessel Says:

    Ahem, Rick(y) Schroeder was MY dream lover, lady! Don’t think I won’t cut you!

    God, I would have shut the damn Internet down singlehandedly with all the bandwidth I would have sucked up comparing and contrasting the dreaminess of various members of Duran Duran if it was around back then.

  3. callistawolf Says:

    Oh dear, I think you named ALL of them… Corey Haim, RIcky Schroeder… and Sean Astin is STILL my high school friend’s FAVORITE. She went to get his Lord of the Rings book signed by him and got a picture with him and everything. Made her DAY.

    I’m just glad I didn’t have access to Disney Channel or anything when I was young or things could have gotten out of hand. ;)

  4. Carrisa Says:

    I did love me some Corey Haim… but the guys that were posted all over my wall thanks to Bop magazine? NKOTB thank you very much! I ♥ Joey McIntyre!!!

  5. SD Says:

    Once while on vacation, my cousin and I found a completed but never mailed fan letter from a 12 year old girl, written to Fred Savage. I was probably 16 or 17. We not only mailed it, but went into town, found a typewriter and wrote her a response from his ‘official fan club’ I’ll burn a while in purgatory for that bit.

  6. minnie Says:

    at the bon jovi concert earlier this month? they TOTALLY had “mrs. bon jovi” tshirts for sale!!!! i laughed myself silly!

  7. Ida Says:

    I was also a total New Kids fan. Joey was the love of my life for many years. I mean come on, does it get any cuter??

  8. Jem Says:

    Aww man. That reminds me of when I was 13 and used to leave messages like that, except about Zac Hanson. I signed up for the net when i was 13, and I signed up with a zac username even, which I am STILL using as my primary e-mail address. Gah.

  9. Nic Says:

    Mmmm, John Taylor from Duran Duran was my yummy hubby. What a dish- then, not now. Have you seen him now? Sigh.. so sad, so old. (Him, not me! I am still a young, fresh spring chicken- oh forget it.)

  10. R. Robyn Says:

    kids find your site while searching for “High School Musical”.

    Apparently someone found my site after searching Google for “smelly farts after stomach virus.”

    Perfect!

  11. R. Robyn Says:

    why doesn’t it show my link?

  12. Kym Says:

    Hey I am not 12 and I am not STILL writing Jon Bon Jovi on anything, I have a tattoo that says “Slippery when wet” thank you… LOL Your post was so on target, I was dying laughing. That 12 year old in me does pop out from time to time, it makes the wrinkles go away…

  13. junkie Says:

    Kirk Cameron all the way, baby!!!

  14. Isabel Says:

    I am not sure if it is more horrible that I have seen Bon Jovi in concert recently, or that I still do TiVo searches for Ricky Schroder to make sure I don’t miss him on anything.

    Both are equally horrible, I suspect.

  15. Vicky Says:

    I soooo didn’t have ANY pictures of Corey Haim on my walls…all of his pictures were contained in a giant scrapbook of all things Corey Haim. I may or may not have practised the signature “Mrs. Vicky Haim” over one billion times.

    I also may or may not have watched Sean Astin in the Goonies enough to make my eyes bleed and wear out the VCR in the process.

    …and my kids like watching that High School Musical too :)

  16. jessica Says:

    you people are stupid ya he is hot and all but
    you people are siko for him just because he is hott does NOT mean that you have to lie about being his boy friend or having a baby with him

    hey zac email me at spoiled_daddys_baby@yahoo.com k guess i will see you later!:):):):)

  17. kimmy walters Says:

    hey peoplez what up nm here just chillin it is 8:34 and i am soo tired b/c my bf was at my house until 9:00 we had to babysit his little bro fo r4 hours it was so boring well 2g2 bye

    luv ya zac efron!!

  18. kimmy walters Says:

    hey

  19. Mona Says:

    Everyone knows that Zac Efron is mine!
    So back off
    Got that!!!!!!!!!!1

  20. sara Says:

    hi zac, i love the movie high school musical so does my friend she`s seen it 11 times!
    you also have the best voice i am your biggest fan your the best!
    see`ya!

  21. jackie Says:

    hi every 1 knows i love zac efron most hes the hottest guy ive ever seen

  22. nick Says:

    i nick just talk to zac efron swer on my life

  23. nick Says:

    i nick just talk to zac efron swer on my life

  24. justine Says:

    i love zac he is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you know it

  25. gina Says:

    zac efron is my boyfriend and my future husband so take that

  26. Anonymous Says:

    zac efron is my boyfriend and my future husband

  27. sara Says:

    I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    youall know mine so back of . duh
    sillies grr

  28. sara Says:

    I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    youall know mine so back of . duh
    sillies grr

  29. gabby Says:

    zac efron is my boyfriend so back off peeps

  30. gabby Says:

    zac efron is my boyfriend so back off peeps

  31. gabby Says:

    zac efron is my boyfriend so back off peeps

  32. ashley Says:

    hey everyone dead and alive knows zac efron is MINE so ha ya know you cant even look at him but the high school musical movie was AWSOM i love it and you zac efron

  33. Anne Says:

    I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. DAESEAN Says:

    NO GIRLS YALL ARE LYIN YALL NO YALL LYING.HES MINEEEEEEEEEEBITCHES

  35. Nicole Says:

    Zac is the HOTTEST!!! Anyway If you were wondering, He is so MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. anonymous Says:

    I think ZAC EFRON is soooooooooooooooooo hottttttttttttttttttt! He’s the hottest guy i have ever seen! When i saw him in HSM i passed out cause’ hes so hot! Does anyone else agree with me? But I want to claim him if anyone else does i’ll flip my lid!

  37. anonymous Says:

    Ii’m back! I just want to let you know Zac is mine! Not yours Daesean i called him and i’m not a bitch you are! So call me a bitch one more time and i’ll call you the meanest things.

    Write back soon dear!
    (a.k.a. Miss Bitch)

  38. kaylan Says:

    hey

  39. ilove___________ Says:

    i love zac!!!!!!!!

  40. ilove___________ Says:

    i love zac!he is so mine!
    I think ZAC EFRON is soooooooooooooooooo hottttttttttttttttttt! He’s the hottest guy i have ever seen! When i saw him in HSM i passed out cause’ hes so hot! Does anyone else agree with me? But I want to claim him if anyone else does i’ll flip my lid!

  41. ilove___________ Says:

    i love zac!he is so mine!
    I think ZAC EFRON is soooooooooooooooooo hottttttttttttttttttt! He’s the hottest guy i have ever seen! When i saw him in HSM i passed out cause’ hes so hot! Does anyone else agree with me? But I want to claim him if anyone else does i’ll flip my lid!
    I think ZAC EFRON is soooooooooooooooooo hottttttttttttttttttt! He’s the hottest guy i have ever seen! When i saw him in HSM i passed out cause’ hes so hot! Does anyone else agree with me? But I want to claim him if anyone else does i’ll flip zac efron is my boyfriend and my future husband my lid!

  42. ANDREA Says:

    ZAC EFRON IS SO CUTE I WILL LOVE HIM
    F-O-R-E-V-E-R. EVEN IF HE DOES HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.I WILL TRY TO GET ON THE INTERNET EVERY DAY TO FIND OUT ABOUT HIM,EVEN IF IT TAKES FOREVER TO MEET ,OR SPEEK TO HIM.

  43. brittany T Says:

    OMG!!!!!!! He is such a hotty! does he have a girlfriend cuz if he doesn’t i’m all his! Woo! have you seen him with his shirt off!!!Call me SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. daphne Says:

    if all u girlzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz think hes yours well re think that k so hes fine 4 me n soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute

  45. melissa Says:

    you all are verryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy weird and everybody knows that zac efron has a girlfriend iam not saying it’s me. p.s. Zac Efron never will be in love , marry and let someone be his girlfriend to a complete stranger to him.