Good Morning! I mean…Shit!
I have already changed two VERY messy and explosive poopy diapers and it is only 6:30am. It is times like these where I wonder how women with more than one child in diapers manage to deal with massive amounts of poop and not require narcotics to cope.
And they were GREEN. EEK. I hate the green ones.
TMI?
NikkiZ is now playing contently in her excersaucer. I am praying I won’t have to add the seat of that thing to the long list of Things That Have Poop On Them And Need To Be Burned because right now that list is holding her bouncy chair cover and her changing table cover. I’m running out of places to strap the kid down while I look at porn on the internet. Or clean the floors. One of those two things.
I do not miss diapers NOT ONE bit.
My sister (not feffie) has a little autistic boy and they’ve told her not even think about potty training until he’s FIVE!!! Imagine? ew
You’re so traumatized this morning that you forgot to disguise the p0rn word, like you usually do!
Gotta say, I used to gag the entire time I changed poopy diapers! Oh thank God Mandy is 29 years old now, and doesn’t require me to do this!
the changing more than one child in diapers will soon be me, and i have to say, i AM NOT looking forward to it.