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When I went to nurse NikkiZ just now, her teacher gave me her Easter Basket to take with me. She wasn’t sure who all would be at school tomorrow and she knew my hands would be full on the next trip, so she wanted me to take it this time. I thanked her profusely and immediately went out to the car to dig through the basket and eat all the candy. Lo and behold - there WAS NO CANDY. And trust me, I searched the entire thing. I slung plastic grass all over my car desperately digging for one jelly bean, or one chocolate egg. Can you believe she made an Easter basket with just toys and bubbles and no candy? What was she thinking? It’s almost like she made the basket for NikkiZ and not for me…

11 Comments

  1. Jamie Says:

    That’s hilarious! Oh, and reminds me that I can so totally steal candy from my 3-year-old’s loot tonight! (She had her Easter egg hunt at daycare today.)

    Mwwaaaa haaaa haaaa haaa.

  2. Janet Says:

    The NERVE!!!

  3. Jessie Says:

    I would have been bummed too! Hope Nikki Z enjoys the toys and bubbles.

  4. Jessica Says:

    Since when does the Easter Bunny lay BUBBLES?!?!!?!?!

  5. weaker vessel Says:

    GYP! You are totally not getting your money’s worth.

    If there’s no Cadbury, I’m not hapbury.

    (Um, that whirring sound you hear? Johnnie Cochran turning pirouettes in his grave.)

  6. Carrisa Says:

    She could have at least put ONE cadbury egg in there for you…
    Can I just tell you that I haven’t eaten a SINGLE cadbury mini egg yet this year. It’s been such a struggle.
    I actually haven’t eat one single piece of Easter Candy.
    Of course I MAY have eaten an entire blueberry coffee cake that I made last Sunday… and I MAY have eaten it all in one day… maybe.

  7. Liz Says:

    She’s mean! I will share my candies with you. :)

  8. Gopher Says:

    An easter basket with NO c-c-c-c-andy in it! the nerve, the cheek of the woman, can’t say I personally like cadbury’s mini-eggs don’t know why, as for someone eating an entire blueberry coffee cake to themselves in one day.. I hope you enjoyed it :>

  9. Fraulein N Says:

    That’s just WRONG.

  10. Lindz Says:

    NO CANDY! thats insane, you better report the witch!

  11. Alex Says:

    Oh, I fall into the same category as that teacher. Even though I don’t celebrate Easter, I made baskets for my best friend’s two little girls, ages 4 and 5, and there isn’t a drop of candy in either one. I think sugar and children are the most incompatible forces in this Universe. They got My Little Ponys, playdough, Silly Putty, flower pencils and erasers, bendy bunny straws, and bubbles. They’ll get plenty of candy from their mom and dad–I just can’t, in good conscious, contribute to sugaring up little ones!

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