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Zac Efron is the new Jodie Sweetin
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Remember when I used to top the charts on searches for Jodie Sweetin? Remember how much it bugged me that all these people popped into my site looking for info about her?

I miss those days.

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I don’t have time to explain all of this wacko searches. Just focus on the Zac Efron number for the point of this entry.

Because of all the times I’ve written about our obsession over the movie High School Musical, I am now the center for Zac Efron searches. For those of you NOT in the know, he is the hunky star of the movie and has rocketed to super-stardom overnight from the cheesy but catchy Disney production. I jokingly referenced the comments I found about him in an entry here. I was just comparing it to my own teen infatuations and how I would have been all over the internet professing my love for Sean Astin back in the day. But somehow? That entry became a haven for Zac Efron lovers and I started getting all sorts of entertaining comments like:

Everyone knows that Zac Efron is mine!
So back off
Got that!!!!!!!!!!1

Most of the comments contain excessive use of exclamation points with the inevitable “1″ thrown in for good, shift-key-holding measure.

hi zac, i love the movie high school musical so does my friend she`s seen it 11 times!
you also have the best voice i am your biggest fan your the best!
see`ya!

Those are my favorite, the ones who think Zac actually reads MY BLOG and that he’ll come by and see those comments and keep them in a special place in his heart.

zac efron is my boyfriend so back off peeps

This one was posted by gabby THREE TIMES. There was a lot of bickering going on in my comments over who totally gets to be Zac’s girlfriend. I believe some came back and even started calling others bitches. And as entertaining as this fun teen drama all was? It was starting to get really damn old. When I get comment emails I get excited, but when I saw it was one of those? I’d just be irritated. And possibly cursed. A LOT.

you all are verryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy weird and everybody knows that zac efron has a girlfriend iam not saying it’s me. p.s. Zac Efron never will be in love , marry and let someone be his girlfriend to a complete stranger to him.

I knew when some teens were starting to snark on the other teens? It was time to close the comments on that entry. It was fun while it lasted, but I’d prefer my blog not to become a Zac Efron fan club site. Of course, closing the comments on that site just caused one person to hit the “home” link and leave a comment on another entry that had nothing to do with Zac Efron or High School Musical

yes I do know Zac Efron’s email address and I know Ashley Tisdale’s.
And f u want it email me and u can get them if u care or if u convince me to tell u!!
-CC

I totally emailed her back and got his email, by the way. ’cause u cant have him he’s totally all mine!!!!11

( I probably shouldn’t joke about that - the last time I casually referenced a teen heartthrob, I got called out as a pervert.)

48 Comments

  1. Aimee Says:

    Sean Astin was cute, but I totally would have fought with anyone who tried to claim Kirk Cameron was theirs, cause baby, he was MINE!

  2. Karen Says:

    I came across this article about High School Musical that you might find interesting.

    http://tinyurl.com/nysjr

    Did someone say sequel?!

    PS. I watched that movie a couple weeks ago (and there is no one to blame but this website!) Stupid ‘because I like the view’ song…get out of my head!! (it’s on again tonight right?!?!)

  3. Irony Queen Says:

    I’m a wee bit old for this Zac Effron business, but I am DYING to know about “sex bracelets.” Because, I thought I knew all that one should know in that realm (maybe more than one should know, I read f-ing Dan Savage), and, um…I’m clueless.

    Maybe if we could sneak off to the side of the playground during recess and you could tell me all about it?

  4. Carrisa Says:

    Ok so just for S & G’s I googled Mr. Efron’s name and your site was on page 16 of the results. PAGE 16!!!!!!!! Who in the heck has time to look at that many sites? If I google something and I don’t find what I want by page 2… I’m so outta there.

    Oh and I also want to know about sex bracelets.

  5. Kristin Says:

    I’m surprised zoot suit is at the bottom of the barrel.

  6. Cheryl Says:

    Yeah, when did you write about sex bracelets? I’m sure I would have remembered that. And I’m so glad that you’re a source for them, cause I’ve really been needing some. Come on, hand ‘em over.

  7. RockStar Mommy Says:

    You weren’t called out as a pervert, you were called out as a PEDOPHILE! Which is obvious that you clearly are.

  8. Pamalamadingdong Says:

    oh my god! How did I miss that one? HAHAHA Pat was so irrate! I mean she was TRULY troubled by your lust for teenaged boys.
    HAHA.

    You are SUCH a badass sicko.

  9. Jessica Says:

    When I got my Star on Saturday, I saw there was a big article about High School Musical. “The Next Grease” or something like that. I though of you and I contemplated scanning the article and emailing it to you, too. Course, my husband thinks the internet is a strange strange place as it is. heh.

  10. Sabrina Says:

    That. is. hilarious.

  11. Fraulein N Says:

    Okay, the best part? The teens with a modicum of sense snarking on the others who have apparently lost their frigging minds in a Zac Efron haze. Heee. Made my Friday.

  12. callistawolf Says:

    LOL… ahh… teenagers. So often a great source of amusement for the rest of us.

    The whole thing is just friggin’ hilarious.

  13. Caroline Says:

    I wrote a single entry on my blog about a story I had read of a husband painting his wife’s toenails for her. Now no less than half of my daily hits are for freaks looking for foot fetish sites. I wish I was kidding.

  14. Liz Says:

    Pervert.

    heh.. You know I’m totally joking here right?
    Well, maybe. :)

  15. Helene Says:

    We made the mistake of naming our daughters Kathryn & Jessica. You’d be surprise how many people, even a half dozen years later, come to my site looking for the famous ‘Once and Again (personally I;ve never seen the show) kiss between Katie & Jessie

  16. Nila Says:

    I read an article about one of the girls on High School Musical, in People magazine. Needless to say, when I read it I thought of you, and was glad that I was actually hip as to what high school musical was. If you can call that hip.

  17. Mary Says:

    too funny

    My 7 year old LOVES that movie!

    I remember that Ron post. I love Ron.
    I am torn between he and Snape.

  18. Kayla Says:

    you sucked up loser. FYI, you don’t know Zac efron. He is like my best friend and we are thinking about hooking up so get a life you loser wannabee!

  19. Jem Says:

    Eeeeee. One of my good friends played one of Ron’s brothers in the HP movies!

    I have a search for “bladder filling up” and many searches for “skirt flies up in the wind”. Gah.

  20. Alyssa Says:

    hello

  21. anne Says:

    yo zac lovers you guys better back off of zac efron because we all know he is mine he is my future husband holla

  22. anne c Says:

    we all know that zac is mine so F U YA BITC……..

  23. ANNE Says:

    I LUV THE MOVIE HSM ITS HOT AND I HEARD THAT THEIR IS GOING TO BE A SECOND ONE AND IF YA PEOPLE WANT ZAC FETCH HIM FROM ME IF YA CAN

    losers

  24. Anonymous Says:

    Zac Efron is so hott and is just so cool. I luv him hes my dream man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. ashley Says:

    omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u are the hottest guy i have ever even dreamed of seeing i love u soooooo much and i love the movie high school musical it is the beast! AND I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EVERY THING ABOUT YOU IS WICKED AWSOME!!!!!!!!!

  26. Emily Says:

    hey what’s up? anyway u no who is hotter than Zac Efron………………… Ryan Sheckler!! u guys might not no him but he is way hotter than Zac Efron… he is a skater boy and i thank THAT’S HOTT! well if u thank Zac Efron is hotter then ryan Sheckler well … then E-mail me at bloommonkey@yahoo.com

  27. Edwin Says:

    Miss Zoot,Can You help me please,I got something important to tell Zac,, So I need his email/maybe MSN Messenger .. OK , Thanks ..

  28. auroarah Says:

    can i have zac efrons email

  29. nessa Says:

    zac efron is a super hottie he is even hotter than the guy mentioned(ryan sheckler) yes i repeat 100% hotter. i love him so much my wish right now is to meet him ever since i saw high school musical i was just breathless when i saw him he is my dream guy if i had the chance to meet him i would meet him in a heartbeat. absolutly thats how much i adore and love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!him. I LOVE U ZAC EFRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. valerie Says:

    I would love to e-mail zac efron If anyone get’s his e-mail .let me know.
    Love always Valerie

  31. ben Says:

    Just to see if Zoot’s still reading…

    Tintin was the HOTTEST in that movie. The blonde girl just thought she was.

  32. jeffrey Says:

    zac efron is sssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot and he is mine so back off freaks

  33. mariah Says:

    i love zac efron can i have his emial or yahoo messenger maybe?

  34. Baylie Says:

    Hi Zac Efron I have a web site too it is http://www.xanga.com/baylie_awsome! You are verycool comment me sometime.
    *~Baylie~* I am ten are you really 18 will you marry me (every body elser back off!

  35. courtney, abby and katie Says:

    whats up you should all no that sexy beast is ours and i think that you should all know he loves me too! you hoes dont stand a chanse

  36. courtney, abby and katie Says:

    whats up you should all no that sexy beast is ours and i think that you should all know he loves me too! you other people dont stand a chance

  37. zac efron Says:

    hey every 1!!!! holly gilbert u r so hot!!i love u

  38. holly gilbert Says:

    zac i love u 2!!!u r so hot.will u marry me??? u r 2 cute 4 any 1 else but me.sorry ladies ZAC EFRON IS MINE!!!!!!!!!holly means hottie!!!!!! zac and holly sittin in a tree ki kiss kiss ing!! zac ill be over around at 6:00!!!!!!!!!

  39. KC Says:

    Zac looks like a really nice guy i wish someone would give me his e-mail so i could chat with him e-mail me if you can get it
    bandkidanderson@yahoo.com

  40. jasmine Says:

    zac efron is sooooooooooooooo hot

  41. darcie Says:

    zac efrons mine so girlies back away i cant believe i might get to meet him! so hotttt hes mine you girls are dreaming

  42. darcie Says:

    omg you guys are so gay this isnt really zac efron noone knows his real email and he wont ever meet you guys marry you guy KISS YOU GUYS EVER TALK TO YOU GUYS i know his adress but not his email but its for my eyes and only my eyes!and that wasnt really zac efron….do you guys think corbin blue and chris brown are hot i got their autographs well more like valentines…

  43. darcie Says:

    omg you guys are so gay this isnt really zac efron noone knows his real email and he wont ever meet you guys marry you guy KISS YOU GUYS EVER TALK TO YOU GUYS i know his adress but not his email but its for my eyes and only my eyes!and that wasnt really zac efron….do you guys think corbin blue and chris brown are hot i got their autographs well more like valentines…

  44. darcie Says:

    and you guys never have a life time chance! and to katie abby and courtney your the hoes what you really think your gonna meet him haha and marry him HAHAHAHA LAUGH MY ASS OFF!

  45. darcie Says:

    and you guys never have a life time chance! and to katie abby and courtney your the hoes what you really think your gonna meet him haha and marry him HAHAHAHA LAUGH MY ASS OFF! and no he doesnt love you he deosnt even know you and even if he did he wouldnt like you

  46. Brittany Says:

    All you people that say zac is yours stop it is really annoying, and you know he isn’t he is no ones but his families so back off!!!

  47. Adriance Says:

    just to say Zac Efron does not have a email and Zac Efron lip sang in the movie as in it wasnt his voice. But Im still in love with him though ill probably never meet him