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LilZ has really developed a fantastic sense of humor as he gets older. There are times when I know I shouldn’t laugh (usually because he’s being a smart-ass) but it is REALLY difficult. I have to put on my serious face, hide the grin, and say, “Where I appreciate the wit you just demonstrated, being a smart-ass is not allowed…yet.”

Yesterday - he had two good lines that did not require disciplinary action:

Me: How was the first day at daycamp?
Him: (eyeroll) The made us dance to Jesus songs.

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Me: Will you get the cokes and gatorade out of my trunk?
Him: Yeah, but what do you want me to do with the body?

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Hee. My family ROCKS.

14 Comments

  1. Fraulein N Says:

    Okay, that second one? REALLY funny. Where’d you find this kid?

  2. Nila Says:

    I love that you’re an early bird because I get to read one more updated post before my day ends at 6a.m. You rock Zoot!

    My kids also say the funniest stuff, but it sucks when I can’t just laugh because I’m the “adult”. You said it best, and I will use what you said “While I appreciate the wit you deomonstrated…”

  3. Jules Says:

    So funny. I love the second one!

  4. Jerri Ann Says:

    “the body” that is hysterical, obviously he is going to make someone a good husband one day…humor will take you far!

  5. Pamalamadingdong Says:

    LOL

  6. Tara Says:

    You have achieved an incredible thing. Your son is very cool and shares your sense of humor. And he doesn’t hate you, at least not that I can tell. GO YOU!!!

    I would like any and all tips so I can hope for the same outcome with my precious cherub (he’s 1, so there’s still time!).

  7. Paige Says:

    haha….LOL

  8. Meg Says:

    Lurve them both, but especially the body comment.

  9. Tasha Says:

    LOL, LilZ is 2 cute

  10. Mary Jo Says:

    I thought the first one was hilarious. LOL at the body joke. My sister and I recently went to a store and saw they were selling those chest freezers cheap. My first thought was this thing could fit a body in it… she decided it would fit 2. When my friend bought a car we looked in all of the trunks to see how many bodies they would all hold.

  11. Heather Says:

    Funny kid, that one. :-)

  12. Isabel Says:

    Too funny!

    (and how do you dance to a Jesus song? Heck, what is a Jesus song?)

  13. Della Says:

    He is a hoot Zoot!

    I have one of those too. A boy about the same age.

    Cracks me up the things that run through his mind and out of his mouth!

    Must be a phase or an inherited genetic thingy….YOU are one of the funniest people I (don’t) know!!!

  14. Jem Says:

    awesome!

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