Generation gap

LilZ and I were just singing an assortment of songs to NikkiZ, I ended up starting the “Miss Suzie” song and it turns out? LilZ knows a different version than I do. Here’s mine:

Miss Suzie had a steamboat
The Steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzie went to heaven
The Steamboat went to…

HELL-o operator
Give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I’ll kick you in the

BEHIND the ‘fridgerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzie sat upon it
And broke her little

ASS-k me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their

FLIES are in the pasture
Cows are in the barn…

(I dont remember the rest)

This is the version LilZ knows

Miss Suzie had a tugboat
The tugboat had a bell
Miss Suzie went to heaven
Thetugboat went to…

HELL-o operator
Please give me number nine
If you disconnect me
I’ll kick you in the

BEHIND the ‘fridgerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzie sat upon it
And cut her big fat

ASS-k me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their

FLIES are in the pature
cows are in the barn…(thats all he remembers)

What version did you learn?

60 thoughts on “Generation gap”

  1. Your version, and it ended:

    Miss suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-a-r-k-d-a-rk dark dark dark… or something like that…

  2. Flies are in the meadow
    The bees are in the park
    Miss suzie and her boyfriend
    are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k
    DARK DARK DARK

  3. Your version except the last verse was:

    Flies are in the city
    People in the park
    Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
    Are kissing in the
    D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K
    Dark, dark, d-d-d-dark!

    Wow that bring back memories :)

  4. Ok your version at the beginning until the fridge part.

    I’ll kick you from behind the fridgerator
    there was a piece of glass miss suzie
    fell upon and broke her little ass k me no more questions I can not tell a lie, miss suzie told me all of this just before she d-i-e-d, died.

  5. basically what you had but at the end:

    the flies are in the meadow
    the bees are in the park
    Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the dark dark dark!

    The dark is like the movies
    the movie is like the show
    the show is like the tv
    and that is all i know know know!

  6. I learned it as:

    Oh Miss Susie had a steamboat
    Her steamboat had a bell (Ding! Ding!)
    When Susie went to heaven
    Her steamboat went to

    Hell-o operator
    Please give me number nine
    And if you disconnect me
    I’ll chop of your

    Behind the ‘frigerator
    There lay a piece of glass
    When Susie sat upon it
    She cut her little

    Ass-k me no more questions
    Please tell me no more lies
    The boys are in the bathroom
    Zipping up their

    Flies are in the medow
    the bees are in the park
    Miss Susie and her boyfriend
    are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K Dark! Dark! Darker than the ocean
    Darker than the sea
    Darker than the black boy chasing after me!

  7. I learned the steam boat, but I also learned

    Miss Susie had a baby
    she named him tiny Tim
    She put him in the bath tub
    to see if he could swim
    He drank up all the water
    He ate up all the soap
    He tried to eat the bathtub
    but it wouldn’t fit down his throat.
    Miss Susie called the dr
    the dr called the nurse
    the nurse called the lady withy the alligator purse….

    thats all I remember.

  8. That last one made me laugh out loud.

    This wasn’t a popular one when I was growing up, so I don’t know all of it.

    Miss Susie had a steamboat
    The steamboat had a bell
    Miss Susie went to heaven
    The steamboat went to
    Hello operator
    Gimme number nine
    And if you disconnect me
    I’ll kick you from
    Behind the ‘fridgerator
    There was a piece of glass
    Miss Susie sat upon it
    And broke her little
    Ask me no more questions,
    I’ll tell you no more lies

    And that’s all I ever knew.

  9. I remember that one!!

    “Mumps!” said the doctor.
    “Measles!” said the nurse.
    “Nothing.” said the lady with the alligator purse.
    Miss Susie smacked the doctor.
    Miss Susie kicked the nurse.
    Miss Susie paid the lady in the alligator purse.

  10. Wow, that brings up memories.

    Your version with kissing in the d-a-r-k, dark, dark,dark. Then I remember something about the baby in the tub.

    My brain is shot.

  11. everything was the same, right up to the last verse:

    The flies are in the city
    the bees are in the park
    Miss Susie and her boyfriend
    were kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K
    dark dark dark!

    (and if you’re gettin all fancy, it continued…)

    The dark is like the movies,
    the movie’s like a show
    the show is like your TV set
    and that is all I know!

    WHY OH WHY do I still remember this? It serves no practical purpose and yet it is still taking up space in my brain. Space that could be used for remembering whether I paid the credit card bill this month or not.

  12. Miss LUCY had a steamboat . . .

    [then same as yours until]

    And if you disconnect me
    I’ll chop off your behind. . .

    [again same as yours until]

    Flies are in the meadow
    The bees are in the park
    Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
    are kissing in the
    d-a-r-k d-a-r-k
    DARK is like the movies
    the movie’s like the show
    the show is like the tv set
    and that is all i know know know!

    (Although I could not remember how the movie part went until I read Luscious Lumpkin’s comment.)

    (Yeah, I have no idea why you’d “chop off” a behind…)

    (And am I really the only person who had Lucy instead of Suzy?)

  13. So I had hand motions. I can remember the handmotions but not the whole song. The version I learned was definately different though. I remember it ended/began with:
    Hello operator,
    please give me number nine
    and if you disconnect me kick your lil
    assss k me no more questions I’ll tell you no more lies
    *something something something*
    Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go to helllll
    O” operator *and it starts over each time faster and faster with the hand motions*

    The object was to be saying it so fast your hands could no longer keep up. I was REALLY good at that game and my mom HATED it. *so I played it a lot* I came wayyyy to close to saying “Ass” for her comfort. :)

  14. Miss Molly had a steamboat
    the steamboat had a bell
    Miss Molly went to heaven
    the steamboat went to Hell-o

    Operator give me #9
    And if you disconnect me
    I’ll kick you right behind

    the frigerator, there was a piece of glass
    miss molly sat upon it
    and broke her big fat ass-k

    me no more questions
    I’ll tell you no more lies
    the boy and girls are kissing
    and zipping up their flies

    are in the meadow
    the bees are in the park
    the boys and girls are kissing in the
    d-a-r-k dark, dark, dark!

  15. The main character when I learned it was “Miss Lulu”
    And it was nearly the same except Miss Lulu had a little asssssssssssk me no more questions, unlike Lil Z’s big one.

    Then the last line about the boys in the bathroom, was totally different in mine. I just remember repeating the “and if you disconnect me I’ll kick you right behind the frigerator…………” and then it went on and on as many times as we wanted to say it and do those weird hand smacking clap clap things with each other, lol.

  16. I learned the same as you and it ended with something about the baby in the bath tub. I don’t remember the dark part….

  17. Thank you so much. I read this right before going to bed and now? Can’t get the song out of my head…I’ll be dreaming about a steamboat and big ass-k behind the fridge…sweet dreams.

    I think I learned the same version as you did. I honestly cannot remember

  18. Mine ended with the

    Flies are in the city
    Bees are in the Park
    Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k
    dark dark dark
    The dark is like the movies
    The movies like the show
    The show is like a TV set
    And that is all I know
    I know my Pa
    And I know my Ma
    And I know my sister wears a thirteen dollar
    bra bra bra

  19. I thought I didn’t remember any of this, until I started thinking about jumping rope, OH, SOOO many moons ago , (Zoot, I could be your Mother). Ahem….. I do have a nearly 12 year old daughter, born of my loins, much wanted, but many years later than I expected, much to my surprise. Anyway, she is constantly coming to me with these ryhmes, and because she speaks so fast and mumbles/ a.k.a. Mom is old and can’t hear… I really never connected it. But now that you have it in writing, I remember “jumping in” on Iines like “MUMPS said the DR, MEASLES said the Nurse”, etc.
    How old am I???? (sad face here)
    P.S. Can I have a bite of NikiZ????? I miss MY baby!

  20. Oh mine was pretty similar…my ending went like this (and I probably learnt it wrong, like Chinese Whispers)

    I’m fron NZ, for interests sake…

    Flies are in the country
    The countrys like a park
    Miss Suzie and her boyfriend
    Went to see a movie
    A movies like a theatre,
    A theatres like a show,
    A show is like a TV set
    And that is all I know
    I know my mother
    I know, I know my pa
    I know, I know my sister Jo
    With the 2 foot undies
    And the 6 foot bra…

  21. Who the heck is Miss. Suzie, the only one I know is Miss. Mary Mack, mack, mack, all dressed in black, black, black.

  22. It is all the same as Lil Z’s but it ends with:

    “The flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the grass – Ms. Lucy has a boyfriend and he’s feeling up her

    Ass k me no more questions I’ll tell you no more lies. . .

    So funny – I used to sing that all the time in elementary school!

  23. Same as yours for the most part.

    The baby song was different:

    Miss Suzy had a baby
    She named him Tiny Tim
    She put him in the bathtub
    to see if he could swim
    He drank up all the water
    He ate the bar of soap
    he tried to eat the bathtub
    but it wouldnt fit down his throat

    Miss Szy called the Dr.
    Miss Suzy called the nurse
    Miss Suzy called the lady with the alligator purse

    Out went the dr.
    out went the nurse
    out went the lady with the alligator purse

    In went the dr
    in went the nurse
    in went the lady withthe alligator purse

    Measles said the Dr.
    Mumps said the nurse
    Chicken pox said the lady with the alligator purse!

  24. The only difference in my version is the end…..

    ASS me no more questions
    Tell me no more lies
    The boys are in the pasture
    Making “chocolate pies”…..and lemonaide

  25. Miss Suzy had a STEAMBOAT…

    … and cut her BIG FAT…

    … the boys are in the bathroom, PLAYING WITH their -
    FLIES are in the meadow,
    the bees are in the park.
    Miss Suzy and her boyfriend,
    are kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, DARK!

    OR

    flies are in the meadow,
    the bees are in the park.
    Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
    are kissing in the DARK!

    Dark is like the movie,
    dark is like the show,
    don’t ask me no more questions,
    ‘Cuz that is all I know!

    OR

    flies are in the meadow,
    the bees are in the park.
    Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
    are kissing in the DARK!

    Darker than the movie,
    darker than the show,
    don’t ask me no more questions,
    ‘Cuz that is all I know!

  26. Miss Suzie had a steamboat,
    The steamboat had a bell,
    Miss Suzie went to Heaven
    And the steamboat went to

    HELL-o operator,
    Please get me number nine,
    And if you disconnect me
    I will chop off your

    BEHIND the ‘fridgerator
    There was a piece of glass
    Miss Suzie sat upon it
    And broke her big old

    ASS-k me no more questions
    Please tell me no more lies
    The boys are in the bathroom
    Zipping up their

    FLIES are in the meadow
    The bees are in the park
    Miss Suzie and her boyfriend
    Are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K

    DARK DARK!

    Dark is like a movie
    A movie’s like a shot
    A show is like a TV show
    And that is all

    I KNOW I know my mom
    I know I know my pa
    I know I know my sister
    With the 80-meter BRA!

  27. Pretty much the same as your except:

    Flies are in the kitchen,
    Bees are in the park,
    Miss Susie and her boyfriend,
    are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark, dark.

    It’s funny you bring this up now because I sang it, in part, to my coworkers yesterday because when the light bulb changers were changing lightbulbs, they broke one in the women’s bathroom and there was glass on the toilet seat and I was the first lucky girl to conduct business. Luckily I check the seat first and didn’t break my ASS-k on the shards of lightbulb glass.

  28. basically the same version as you, Zoot – except the ending was:

    Flies are in the city
    bees are in the park,
    miss susie and her boyrfirned were kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k dark!

  29. This is how I remember it:

    The flies are in the city
    the bees are in the park
    The boys and girls are
    kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K
    dark dark dark!

    and instead of Zipping up their flies, we said playing with their flies.

    haha

  30. miss MOLLY had a steamboat
    the steamboat had a bell
    miss molly went to heaven
    the steamboat went to

    HELLo operator
    please give me number 9
    and if you disconnect me
    I’ll kick you in

    BEHIND the the yellow curtain
    there was a piece of glass
    miss molly sat upon it
    and broke her big fat

    ASSk me no more questions
    please tell me o more lies
    the boys are in the bathroom
    zipping up their

    FLIES are in the city
    the bees are in the park
    miss molly and her boyfriend
    are kissing in the D A R K dark

    darker than the ocean,
    darker than the sea
    darker than the underwear my mommy puts on me
    SEE!

  31. Hehe…wow, the memories!

    In my grade school it was your version – the steamboat. But ended
    Ass-k me no more questions
    I’ll tell you no more lies
    Miss Suzie told the story
    The day before she died.

  32. Your version, except

    The boys are in the girls’ room, pulling down their
    flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park,
    Miss Sizie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
    D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark, dark!
    Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea,
    darker than the big, fat lady chasing after me.

    (wow, kids are horrible!!)

  33. I know the one that go like this

    Miss Molly had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell (toot toot)
    Miss Molly went to heaven, the steamboat went to
    HELL-o operator please give me number nine,
    And if you disconnect me I’ll kick your
    Behind the shower curtains there was a piece of glass,
    Miss Molly sat upon it and hurt her little
    ASS-k me no more questions, please tell me no more lies,
    The boys are in the washroom, pulling up their
    FLIES are in the city, the bees are in the park,
    Miss Molly and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k DARK DARK DARK.
    The dark is like a movie, a movie is like a show,
    A show is like a video and that is all I
    Know I know my ma, I know I know my pa
    My ma was born in London
    My pa was born in France
    And I was born in the hospital without my underpants..
    My ma went back to London,
    My pa went back to France,
    I went back to the hopital to get my underpants!!
    (it get stuck in my bran when i say molly)

  34. Miss Molly had a steamboat
    The Steamboat had a bell toot toot
    Miss Molly went to heaven
    The Steamboat went to…
    HELL-o operator
    Give me number nine
    And if you disconnect me
    I’ll kick you in the

    BEHIND the yellow cutain
    there was a piece of glass
    Miss molly sat upon it
    And broke her Fat

    ASS-k me no more questions
    Tell me no more lies
    The boys are in the bathroom
    doing up their

    FLIES are in the city
    Bee’s are in the park ms molly and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK
    there at the movies a movies like a show a show is like a football game and that is all i know i know i know my ma i know i know my pa i kow i know my sister with a forty acre B-R-A Bra Bra Bra

  35. i learned the end like this
    flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park miss suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the d a r k d a r k
    dark dark dark darker than the ocean darker than the see darker than the underwaer my mother put on me
    my mother is godzilla my father is king kong my brother is the stupid one who tought me this dumb song
    my mother is a murdurer my father is a spy and im the little stinker who told the f b i i i like hot coffee you like cold tea i like godzilla you prefer a flea

  36. Ms molly had a team boat the steam boat had a bell ding ding
    ms molly went heaven the steam baot went to hellllllo operator, give me number 9 and if you disconnet me ill kick you in behind the yellow curtian there say a piece of glass.
    ms molly say apon it and broke her big fat assssk me n o more questions tell me no more lies. the boys are in the bathroom doing up there flies are in the city, mosiquoes in the den. ms molly and her boyfriend are kissing in the D A R K. Dark is like a movie a movies like a show. a show is like a comic book and that is all i know i know my maaa i know i know my pa i know i know my sister and her 14 acre bra!

  37. Hel len had a steam boat
    The steam boat had a bell
    Hel len took some dy na mite And blew the bell to
    Hell O op er a tor…
    please give me number 9 and if you disnconnect me i’ll kick you from
    behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzie sat upon it and broke her big fat
    ass_k me no more questions, and ill tell you no more lies
    the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
    flies, are in the meddow the bees are in the park …………………….. miss suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dar dar da darker
    than the ocean, darker than the sea,
    darker than the big, fat lady chasing after me.

  38. This is how i learned it:
    ms suzy had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell (ding ding)
    ms suzy went to heaven, the steam boat went to
    HELLo operator please give me number nine
    and if you disconnect me, I’ll chop of your behind
    the fridgerator, there lay a piece of glass
    ms suzy sat upon it and broke her little
    ASSk me no more questions I’ll tell you no more lies
    the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their flies are in the medow the bees are in the park
    ms suzy and her boyfriend kissing in the d-a-r-k- d-a-r-k- DARK DARK DARK!
    the dark is like a movie the movies like a show. the show is like a program and that is all i know
    i know i know my ma
    i know i know my pa
    i know i know my sister with a forty acre bra
    first she died in purple
    then she dyed it pink
    then she dyed it polka dots and flushed it down the sink
    my ma gave me a penny
    my pa gave me a dime
    my sister gave me a boyfriend who kissed me all the time
    my ma took back the penny
    my pa took back the dime
    my sister took back the boyfriend and gave me frankenstien
    he made me wash the dishes he made me scrub the floor
    he made me clean his underwear so I kicked him out the door
    i kicked him over london i kicked him over france i kicked him over hawaii where he did the hula dance
    so hello operator please give me number ten and if you diconnect me, I’ll sing this song again!!!

  39. I find it so interesting that one song has probably a hundred and one variables!

    The way I learned it was,

    Miss Susie had a steamboat
    Her steamboat had a bell (Ding! Ding!)
    Susie went to heaven
    Her steamboat went to

    Hell-o operator
    Please give me number nine
    And if you disconnect me
    I’ll chop of your

    Behind the ‘frigerator
    There was a piece of glass
    Susie sat upon it
    and broke her little

    Ass-k me no more questions
    tell me no more lies
    The boys are in the girl’s room
    Zipping up their

    Flies are in the meadow
    the bees are in their hive
    Miss Susie and her boyfriend
    are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K Dark! Dark! Darker than the ocean
    Darker than the sea
    Darker than the underwear my mommy puts on me.

    I also knew the version with the 40-acre bra. :)

  40. I have something a lil different closer to the end:
    Miss Suzy had a steamboat
    the steamboat had a bell (ding ding)
    Miss Suzy went to heaven
    the steamboat went to ..
    HELL-o operator please give me number nine
    if you disconnect me
    i’ll chop of your
    BEHIND the ‘fridgerator there was a piece of glass
    Miss Suzy sat upon it, it went up her big
    ASSk me no more questions
    i’ll tell you no more lies
    the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
    FLYS are in the meadow
    bees are in the park
    Miss Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the
    d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark daaarrrkkk
    as the ocean dark as the sea dark as the love you once had for me

  41. Miss Suzy had a steam boat. The steam boat had a bell. Miss Suzy went to heaven, the steam boat went to hello operator please give me number 9. and if you discunect me ill kick you, in the behind the fridgerator there sat a piece of glass. Ms suzy sat apon it and broke her little ass-k me no more questions tell me no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom zipping up there flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park. Miss suzy and her boyfriend are kissing the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark, darker then the ocean, darker then the sea, darker then the underwear my mommy puts on me. I know i know my ma, i know i know my pa, i know i know my sister with the 40 acher bra. my mom is godzilla my dad is king kong. my sister is the one that made me sing this stupid song!!!!!

    And thats how its done!!! lol

  42. oh yeah this is the end

    so hello operator please give me number 10 and if u dissconect me ill sing this song again!!!

  43. this is another little saying

    mommy,mommy cant u see what the armies done to me
    they took away my favorite jeans now i am wearing armie greens

    they took away my favorite toys now iam playing with stupid boys

    they took away my mtv now iam watching barney

    i saw a laddy gewing gum i asked her if i could have some and she looked at me like i was dumb so i shot her with a bebe gun…………………………… bang bang choo choo train come on let me see u do ur thing i cant why not because i cant why not because my back hurts my bras to tight my booties shaking from left to roght go left go right go left right left right

  44. miss suzie had a tugboat, the tugboat had a bell, (ding, ding),
    miss suzie went to heaven, the tugboat went to HELL-o -
    operator, please give me number 9, and if you disconnect me, i’ll kick you right behind-
    the ‘fridgerator, there was a piece of glass,
    miss suzie fell upon it and broke her little assk me no more questions, i’ll tell you no more lies,
    miss suzie told me all of this the day before she died
    her hair in purple, she died her hair in pink,
    she died her hair in polka dots and washed it down the sink-
    me in the ocean, please sink me in the sea, sink me in the toilet, but please don’t pee on me!!

  45. I remembered something about …
    the cows are in the pasture making
    chocolate pies are in the kitchen …..

    but I really don’t remember the rest …

  46. Miss Molly had a steamboat
    The Steamboat had a bell *toot toot*
    Ms Molly went to heaven
    The Steamboat went to…
    HELL-o operator
    Please give me number nine
    And if you disconnect me
    I’ll kick you in the

    BEHIND the yellow curtain
    there was a piece of glass
    Miss Molly sat upon it
    And broke her little

    ASS-k me no more questions
    Please tell me no more lies
    The boys are in the bathroom
    Doing up their

    FLIES are in the city
    The Bees are in the park…
    Ms Molly and her boyfriend are
    kissing in the
    D-A-R-K
    Dark is like a movie
    a movie’s like a show,
    a show is like a video
    and that is all i know

    I know I know my ma
    I know I know my pa
    I know I know my sister wears a 40 acre bra

    I saw her in the ocean
    I saw her in the sea
    I saw her skinny dipping oops pardon me

  47. kay it gose lik
    Miss Molly had a steam boat her steam boat had a bell ding ding
    Miss Molly went to heaven her steam boat went to.HELLO operater give me number 9 and if u disconnect me ill kick u in behind the firidgeator there was a piece a glass miss molyy sat upon it and cut her big fat.ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the washroom doing up the flies are in the city the bees are in the park .miss molly and her boyfreind are kissing in the D.A.R.K D.A.R.K dark is lik a movie a movie is lik a show a show is lik a book and that is all i kno i kno my ma i kno i kno my pa i think i kno my sister with the 30 acer bra bra bra!!!

    i think thats how it gose

  48. came at you trying to find out about “miss lulu,” so i’ll tell you the similar rhyme i know:

    miss lulu had a tugboat, the tugboat had a bell (ding ding)
    the tugboat went to heaven, miss lulu went to
    HELL-o operator, please give me number 9
    and if you disconnect me, i’ll kick you in
    BEHIND the frigerator, there was a piece of glass
    miss lulu sat upon it and cut her big fat
    ASSk me no more questions, please tell me no more lies
    just tell me what miss lulu ate the day before she died…
    (a little more sing-songy here)
    greased green gopher guts
    frenchfried eyeballs
    miss lulu forgot her spoon!

  49. the dark is like a movie the movies like a show the show’s like a tv and that’s all i really know know know. i know i know my ma i no i no my pa i no i know my sis and her 40 acre bra. it’s bigger than da ocean it’s bigger than da see it’s bigger than the whole wide world and that’s including me me me!

  50. Miss Suzy had a steeple
    the steeple had a crash
    Miss Suzy went to heaven
    the steeple went to ..

    HELL-o operator
    give me number nine
    if you disconnect me
    i’ll kick you

    BEHIND the ‘fridgerator
    there was a piece of glass
    Miss Suzy sat upon it,
    and cut her big fat

    ASSk me no more questions
    i’ll tell you no more lies
    6-4-9 Monkey on a line
    line broke
    monkey choked
    all went to heaven on a tug boat

  51. The olny one i kno is

    Miss Susie Had a Tug Boat,
    The tug boat had a bell,
    Miss Susie went to heaven,
    The tug boat went to,

    Hell-o operator,
    give me number nine,
    and if u disconnect me,
    Ill kick you in behind,

    The frigerator,
    there was a peice of glass,
    Miss Susie Sat up on it,
    and broke her lil,

    Ass-k me no more questions,
    tell me no more lies,
    The boys are in the bathroom,
    Zipping up there,

    Flies, are in the city,
    Bees are in the park,
    Boys and girls are kissing,
    In the D-A-R-K DARK!!

    Dark is like the movies,
    The movies are like shows,
    Shows are like the TV,
    And that is all I KNO!!!!!!

    I dunno I think this all stupid shit….. I was thinking about like 2 hours ago and then I found this site…..
    Im 18, and have a child, Im going to teach it to him when he gets older and can talk more….. LMFAO……

    Peace People……

  52. I loved this growing up – I was just singing it to my 8 yr old son and he thought the part about ASK me no more questions was the funniest part…. of course!

    Here’s my version:

    Miss Suzy had a steamboat
    the steamboat had a bell

    Miss Suzy went to Heaven
    the steamboat went to HELLO

    operator, please give me number 9
    and if you disconnect me
    I’ll kick your fat BEHIND

    the ‘fridgerator, there sat a piece of glass
    Miss Suzy sat upon it and broke her little
    ASK me no more questions, I’ll tell you no more lies
    and now the song is over
    its time to say goodbye.

    That one isn’t as interesting as some of the ones I read above… super cool!

  53. i may be only 14 but i remeber it like this:

    miss suzie had a tugboat the tugbost had a bell miss suzie went to heaven the tugboat when to hell-o operator please dial me number nine if u disconnect me i kick u right behind the figerator there was a pice of glass miss suzie fell apon it and broke her little ass-k me no more queastion tell me no more lies boy are in the bathroom zipping up flies r in the meadow bees are in the park this is what miss suzie told me right befor she died her purple she died her hair pink she died her hair poke-a-dot and washed it down the sink

    and that is all i can really remember cause i was like 6 or 7 when i learnd it

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