June 28, 2006
I’m taking another of Rancid Raves Meme Week ideas:
Wednesday is HumpDay - Guys I would consider to be Humpable Haute Hotties
- MrZ. Seriously - do you all realize how hott my husband is? Just in case you are unaware: He is hot shirtless, working, with a goat, in a tux, in a santa hat, wearing one of LilZ’s ties, and holding his baby girl. So Hott!
(Do you see how I pumped his ego FIRST, before listing my humpable celebrities? Do you see how I’m probably ruining the effect that had by pointing it out?)
- Dale Earnhardt Jr. (MrZ has been stopped DOZENS of times and told he looks like Little E, once even being mistaken for him. So, even though I’m not a Nascar fan, he has to be on my list)
- Brad Pitt. (It doesnt hurt he is now partnered with my hard-core-girl-crush)
- Anderson Cooper (Even with possible sexual ambiguity. Possibly because of that.)
- Joe Montana (He’s a crush since my childhood 49ers obsession…give me a break.)
- Heath Ledger (I fell for him in Knight’s Tale, the cheesiest but most AWESOME movie ever.)
- Jason Bateman (Possibly because he WAS on THE funniest show of all time.)
- Jon Bon Jovi (I can’t help it. I know.)
- Dave Matthews (It’s the music.)
- Peter Gallagher (It’s the eyebrows)
Ya know- you’ve mentioned several of MY crushes (including Angelina!) that I mentioned a few days ago in my blog.
Of course, this does NOT include MrZ- although I can certainly understand why YOU have a crush on him!
Hands of Angelina and Anderson, sista! They’re MINE!
Oh yeah, you get Brad and Angelina together? Wooo!! Too much hottness in one place.
Holy smokes, I thought I was the only one that thought Jon Bon Jovi was hot! Okay, I know he had his day in the 80’s, but somehow the man still gets my motor running in this century.
I’m with ya on Andersen too. Yummiest gray headed man around!
#8. *sigh*
I hear ya on #10! Yum.
ALL OF YOU! Back away from MY Bon Jovi. Back away NOW!
I totally girlcrush on Angelina, she is totally hot! Not so crazy about Brad though, actually.
I also fell in love with Heath Ledger, although for me it was 10 Things I Hate About You and Knights Tale together. I also love the redhead kid from KT.
My all-time favorite, never-gonna-die hard-core celebrity crush is Johnny Depp. I know, kind of cliche, but OH MY GAWD you had me at Edward Scissorhands.
My hubby is totally hot too. Just thought I should mention.
6, 7 and 9~
I can’t help but melt when I see the pictures of Brad with lil miss shiloh in People Mag!
My girl crush is Carmen Electra!
My number 1 celebrity crush is on Javy Lopez! He is the hottest catcher in baseball! If you don’t know who he is..I suggest “googling” him!
I also have a thing for a few pro wrestlers! LOL I know..Cheesy right?! But I think it’s the muscles…the baby oil they put on right before they “perform”….the spandex undies!! MMM Be Still my beating heart!!!
and of course Chris Daughtry from American Idol! yum-my!!!
I also fell in love with Heath Ledger in A Knights Tale. What the heck was up with that dance scene. Cheese at it’s finest.
I’m glad you said Anderson Cooper, because I like him and I don’t know why.
My biggest crush is Jake Gyllenhal. That smile gets me everytime.
I thought I was the only 360 groupie out there….I love AC too but felty to nerdy to express it!
Can’t believe someone else loves Knights Tale as much as I do! I was doing movie reviews at the time and gave it glowing raves, FUN and yes, he’s adorable in it, especially when they are dancing to Bowie “Golden Years”.
Orlando Bloom - yummy
Hugh Jackman - hurts me
And hottest guy old enough to be my grandpa - Sean Connery (he was at his most gorgeous in “Hunt for Red October” - love that flattop)
I never made it through A Knight’s Tale, though that was less anything to do with the movie and more to do with the following conversation, started at the point where the priest tells the girl that she should’ve prayed to God to make her ugly….
I left shortly thereafter.
Me: I guess that’s what I did.
Guy: Yeah, but he gave you a great set of breasts.
Ugly and objectified in one sentence. Thank you very much.
I looooooove Jason Bateman! And the fact that he was on Arrested Development just made him even hotter. Mr Z? Yeah, totally crushable. The goat pic is what did it.
Mmm..Bon Jovi. My first crush. I still remember watching him perform on TV when I was a wee lass. I sang along ~my~ versions of the lyrics and was always wrong…and now I’m the bitch who snaps, “Those are not the WORDS.”
Heath Ledger, I love. Lots. And I LOVED Knight’s Tale!
Joe Montana and Larry Bird remind me of my childhood, as well. They were two of my dad’s favorite atheletes. We adored the 49ers and I still remember being torn between wanting to be cool in school and like the Dallas Cowboys, but wanting to be loyal to my dad and the niners.
Ah, youth.
OMG, your husband? Is diviiiine. Good grief… way too much hottness for one guy… almost as hot as mine own humpable hubby, heh. I also would do Bon Jovi in a red hot trailer-trash minute. And Heath Ledger would be more than welcome to join us, too (-;.