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Category: BlogHer '06 - California Invasion |

I have my video interview for Alpha Mom today at 9:50am (California Time). I feel really weird about it because the interview list is damn intimidating. It’s like a “Who’s Who” of bloggers and I know several of you like to feed my ego by telling me I belong there - but have y’all read my blog? I’m kinda mundane. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love talking about boob sweat - that’s my life - but I’m not really inspirational, or wicked funny, or even really able to use big words correctly. I feel kinda like the token dork to meet some sort of Blah Quota that Alpha Mom must be contractually obligated to fill.

So, I’ll let you know when and where that pops up for your viewing pleasure. Hell, I’m looking forward to the chance to have someone do my damn makeup for me. I’ll be sure to take lots of pictures afterwards. I hope I don’t send the make-up guy running in fear from my eyebrows. Maybe he’ll see me as a challenge to embrace and not a lost cause.

4 Comments

  1. Gigi Says:

    Good luck! Can’t wait to see the interview.
    The pictures of you and Amalah were so cute. My two favorite adopted “internet daughters” together (even though you had no clue you’d been adopted. I mean I enjoy you both as if you were my own daughters. Uh-oh, this is sounding weird.) Anyway, have fun fun fun.

  2. Jem Says:

    I love you because you’re like the reality show of blogging, and that doesn’t come off sounding particularly good, but I mean it in a good way! I promise! You’re the most REAL out of all the people I read. You rock. I’m a student and I teach violin part time in New Zealand, and I received a few new students last week - one of them looked EXACTLY like LilZ! And acted like what I’d expect him to act like, too. Except with a NZ accent.

  3. Jill Says:

    Wow… you get a makeup person? This is the BIG TIME! ;-)

  4. Laundry Woman Says:

    You make me laugh with your eyebrow shennigans. This is going to be great for you (hell, I don’t even know you, what am i saying?) I guess from one woman to another, one unshaven, unplucked woman to another, that you need this. Rock on. Don’t listen to those tapes– Stupid, damn, boring tapes. You are hot, interesting and funny as hell. Get off your but and look yourself in the mirror and say “I DESERVE THIS.”

    Okay. Now that I sufficiently pep talked a total stranger, it’s time for me to get laid.

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