WARNING: MrZ and I are both really gross, and also maybe have the same sense of humor as a 12-year-old boy.
We were driving somewhere the other night, discussing this kid that came to our door trying to get us to subscribe to something. He dropped by earlier and talked to MrZ.
MrZ: Puberty was not being kind to him.
Me: Really?
MrZ: Really. He had the bad acne, the frizzy hair, and the grody puberty mustache. You know the one…it’s kinda dirty looking…the first mustache a kid gets when he starts to grow facial hair…the pub-stache…
Me: (saying the word “pub-stache” again in my head) Ew…gross.
MrZ: (saying the word “pub-stache” again in his head) Wait. I meant “pub” as in “puberty”…
Me: (giggle) “Pub-stache” sounds like something WAAAY worse than Puberty Mustache…
MrZ: (laughing) Oh god. The more I hear it in my head the worse of a mental image I get…
Me: Me too! (laughing) Is it a really really gross euphemism for oral sex?
MrZ: Or is it a hazing ritual for a bunch of frat boys? You know…one guy falls asleep so another guy gives him a pub-stache…
Me: STOP. No. Please. Don’t say anymore. I might have just puked a little.
MrZ: So gross.
Me: Totally.
MrZ: Pubstache.
Me: Pubstache.
MrZ: So many definitions and/or connotations…so little vomit to gag on.
Me: Poor kid. We should have subscribed.
MrZ: Definitely.
Haha, “pub-stache”.
Gross. Now I’m going to have that word and your associated definitions etched into my memory.
That word! It manages to be both descriptive and defiling at the same time. Nice work!
I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. My 6 year old daughter is standing behind me asking, “What’s so funny, Mommy? What are you writing about?”
Nice. REAL nice. LOL
Whenever I see someone with a goatee, I immediately think “Flavor Saver” deep, inside my disgusting brain.
You are so very fortunate to have married someone with equally juvenile humour as yourself! My husband has no appreciation for the latent 8th Grader lingering inside all of us.
A pub-stache would be sort of like an Abraham Lincoln then, right? Look that one up at urbandictionary.com and see if you disagree.
We are pronouncing this word “pube-stache”, right? Just want to make sure I can repeat it correctly.
My husband and I are also gross and much like 12 year olds. Keeps us feeling younger than we are.
HAHAH! Had to be the same paper guy who came by here Saturday. And, “pub-stache”? PERFECT description, MrZ!
EWWWWWWWWWW!
I totally read it right the first time, I guess my mind is hanging out in the gutter too.
Pixie: some things are better left un-linked. I’m scarred for life.
Bwahahahahaha!! I love it! So nice to know my husband and I aren’t the only “adults” with this kind of sense of humor. Too funny!
Hahaaaaaaaa! You guys are so funny…I love it when my husband, friends, and I can be funny/gross together and know that it’s just FUN to do that sometimes. Kinda like watching Beavis and Butthead.
Your’s is the only blog I can get to through my works filter, and I get here and you’re talking about pubes!
Hillarious! Don’t you love moments like that?
LOL. Sounds like you & MrZ have much the same sense of humor that my hubby & I have. If we all got together, it would be like Beavis & Butthead times 2.
And LilZ would watch and just shake his head in disapproval.