I found this at Electrolicious and it’s loads of fun.
You go to Google and type in your name along with the pharse “last I heard he/she was” and see what you get. Find out what you’re up to these days…
So, I entered Kim “last I heard she was” and here are some of my results:
Last I heard, she was working at Yosemite
Good for me! I’ve only been to Yosemite once, but I loved it!
Last I heard, she was happy in Chicago
Going to BlogHer 2007? Possibly?
Last I heard she was still in Puerto Vallarta
Dude. I’m so cool.
last I heard she was moving to Yorkton
That doesn’t sound quite as fun as Chicago…
Last I heard she was living in Montana somewhere
Somewhere? That’s a little vague.
Last I heard, she was working for Conan O’Brien
AWESOME! That’s much better than “somewhere” in Montana!
last I heard, she was in graduate school at Indiana State University
No thanks. I have no desire to go back to college. The first two degrees scarred me deeply.
last I heard, she was still asking questions and still reading her Bible
HA! I don’t think so.
last I heard she was married to a Mayor
Mayor of Somewhere, Montana?
Mine:
last I heard she was only on meds to treat her infection and to keep her comfortable.
heh.
Last I heard, she was going to opera school/ working as a stripper/ living with her new boyfriend in Ohio…
Nice way to pass the time
P.S. I luv you!
Ohhh, another good one:
Last I heard, she was living with a crack addict, working the streets, negotiating her pay, running a wine importing business and angry about dying (really?).
Gosh, this is addicting…
There is nothing for my name… but when I google that phrase I get quite a few rockstar mommy comment hits… just not any perfect matches.
Last I heard, she was trying out for that show ‘Last Comic Standing’/actually married and living in Paris/working on a sequel to “Blood of the Illustrator”.
Those ones made me laugh, I also got that I too am moving to Yorkton, is there something there we just don’t know about??
(These are using my real name, because nothing comes up under Likalia)
Just to bring some more Jodie Sweetin hits here, a few of my first hits refer to Stephanie Tanner:
Last I heard, she was the most normal out of all the kids that did that show.
Struggled with meth it ruined her marraige and last I heard she was in rehab.
Others include:
Last I heard, she was doing jello shooters in a seedy bar/getting married to a man in the service and moving to Japan/doing freelance work somewhere in Portland/on ricky lake or something.
Fun stuff!
Last I heard, she was on her death-bed dying from some STD and drug addiction…
Last I heard she was going to lock herself in her room and cry for an entire month…
The last I heard she was seen wandering the streets of NYC…
Last I heard, she was illegally providing daycare out of her basement…
Apparantly, most Cheryl’s are incredibly depressing.
Last I heard she was the Foreign Secretary/dating that Assistant DA guy/Head at some college in Scotland.
This is too funny.
Am loving your blog, btw.
i’m *from* Somewhere, Montana. Crazy.
But sorry. The mayor’s already married…
Mine:
“Last I heard she was pregnant - perhaps she’d give birth to a chipmonk”
Last I heard, she was living in Ridgewood, NJ.
. . .homeless, begging people to send her cash.
. . . getting a petition signed against my lip piercing.
!!!
My life is more interesting - and depressing - than I thought!
It’s also fun if you Google your name with “died” or “was killed”. Morbid, but fun.
Dude! I think a lot of these are hitting similarly for every one who does them. I got the same Yosemite one, and also the prego chipmunk one that Leah got. Crazy/beautiful.
I got some of the same things as other people. the getting married to some guy in the service and moving to japan (not the most common thing I would think) and I also got the lying on her deathbed with and STD and drug addiction (of course I am sure everyone got that, it’s such a popular thing to be doing these days) my favorite one was this:
“Last I heard, she was going to be taking a test-run trip to Grenoble”
Mine:
last I heard she was sleeping on a pallet in a lodge at Camp Tuckabatchee
“Last I heard she was a back up dancer for Brittany Spears and living in LA.”
I blame you for this!
Last I heard, she was taking massage therapy classes at night: Ooh, that sounds like fun, but I’d rather be getting than giving.
Last I heard, she was living in Iowa: Let’s make that one state west, and I’d go for it.
Last I heard, she was still hangin’ on, but barely…: Ssssshhhh! It’s a secret!
Last I heard she was quite far ahead in the polls: I’m not sure what polls that would be. That one scares me.
The last I heard she was pregnant again: Bite your tongue!
Last I heard she was going to go be a cop: Cop, mom… what’s the difference?
Last I heard she was producing an album featuring archaic glass instruments.
last I heard she was living in Kuala Lumpur and her baby was winning beauty contests all over town
Last I heard she was still wailing for a candy bar.
Elizabeth, last I heard she was:
still living in Ridgewood, NJ
going to be a cop but then changed her mind
married, had kids and was praising Jesus
cast as Mary-Jane in the new Spiderman cartoon
working in a very responsible job.
Fun!
Mine:
Last I heard, she was knocked up again.
AHHH! I am so glad that I found out.
Sorry wrong post.
Mine was:
Last I heard she was out on a work release program. Fun times!
Last I heard she was faking orgasms in the Gloucester Wal-Mart parking lot for a benjamin or a botox.
I only got two for DeAnn, but they’re too hilarious not to share:
last I heard, she was working on a new book titled The Assassin about the brother of the heroine in Betrothed that was working for the King.
AND
last I heard she was looking into coaching jobs.
Oh man, the very first one I got on the google search was: She was arrested and, last we heard, was being held without bail.
Last I heard Tasha was…..
-doing very well as an exotic dancer
-in a movie called “Set Up” playing a girl named “Amanda”
-a prostitute
-on a tv show called “Kitty Party” LOL
-living with this fella some sixteen years her senior, who left his wife for her
-a house dancer at some dive in Van Nuys
-still undecided and resting her back!
and even after all that
Last I heard Tasha was….still holding on! LOL !
It’s a wonder b/c from that lifestyle, I’m guessing that I’ve got some funky disease!!