October 19, 2006
I am an Official Card Carrying Member of the ACLU, if you must know. (I love saying that. I don’t know why.) I got a letter from them yesterday that says on the front: “Should your most personal decisions be made at your house or the White House?”
So – todays T13 is in honor of that:
13 Personal Decisions I Don’t What the White House Making For Me
But wouldn’t it be interesting if they did?
- Do I want fries with that?
- Thongs or granny panties?
- What will I name future children? Future pets? Future bowel movements?
- Future children: Yay or Nay?
- Do these pants make me look fat?
- Should I try those new tampons?
- What should I get my husband for our anniversary?
- Who should be in charge of changing the kitty litter?
- Blonde or Red?
- Should I buy the more expensive running bra?
- Is my boob-sweat showing through my shirt?
- What should I be for Halloween?
- Condoms or The Pill?
LOL this was just the laugh I needed today
Happy TT.
I think this could be equally funny if you just let MrZ answer these instead of the gov.
Your kids should be changing the kitty litter, right? I mean, that’s why we have kids.
Great list!!! It gave me some much-needed laughs today!
13. or abstinence
Good list! I wouldn’t want the government to decide those for me either.
I wouldn’t mind if the government helped me out with #11. As long as the government told me discreetly. And yet… why is the government looking at my boob sweat?!
I just started running and spurged for a expensive running bra, well yesterday it was far too dirty to even consider wearing. So I wore two of my old ones and they didn’t provide even close to the same support. My fancy one was worth every single penny. I love it.
That is a hilarious list! I certainly wouldn’t want the government telling me if I could have fries or not!!
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