This is why I don’t do mail-outs

Posted by on Thursday, October 19, 2006 · 10 Comments 

I am an Official Card Carrying Member of the ACLU, if you must know. (I love saying that. I don’t know why.) I got a letter from them yesterday that says on the front: “Should your most personal decisions be made at your house or the White House?”

So – todays T13 is in honor of that:

13 Personal Decisions I Don’t What the White House Making For Me
But wouldn’t it be interesting if they did?

  1. Do I want fries with that?
  2. Thongs or granny panties?
  3. What will I name future children? Future pets? Future bowel movements?
  4. Future children: Yay or Nay?
  5. Do these pants make me look fat?
  6. Should I try those new tampons?
  7. What should I get my husband for our anniversary?
  8. Who should be in charge of changing the kitty litter?
  9. Blonde or Red?
  10. Should I buy the more expensive running bra?
  11. Is my boob-sweat showing through my shirt?
  12. What should I be for Halloween?
  13. Condoms or The Pill?



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10 Responses to “This is why I don’t do mail-outs”
  1. mominprogress says:
    October 19, 2006 at 11:48 am

    LOL this was just the laugh I needed today :) Happy TT.

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  2. Carrisa says:
    October 19, 2006 at 11:52 am

    I think this could be equally funny if you just let MrZ answer these instead of the gov.

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  3. Isabel says:
    October 19, 2006 at 12:19 pm

    Your kids should be changing the kitty litter, right? I mean, that’s why we have kids.

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  4. Christina says:
    October 19, 2006 at 12:37 pm

    Great list!!! It gave me some much-needed laughs today!

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  5. Sonja says:
    October 19, 2006 at 1:17 pm

    13. or abstinence ;)

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  6. Jessie says:
    October 19, 2006 at 2:11 pm

    Good list! I wouldn’t want the government to decide those for me either.

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  7. -R- says:
    October 19, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    I wouldn’t mind if the government helped me out with #11. As long as the government told me discreetly. And yet… why is the government looking at my boob sweat?!

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  8. dcfullest says:
    October 19, 2006 at 5:08 pm

    I just started running and spurged for a expensive running bra, well yesterday it was far too dirty to even consider wearing. So I wore two of my old ones and they didn’t provide even close to the same support. My fancy one was worth every single penny. I love it.

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  9. lisa-marie says:
    October 20, 2006 at 2:36 pm

    That is a hilarious list! I certainly wouldn’t want the government telling me if I could have fries or not!!

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Hi. I’m Kim.

This is my blog that I've been writing on since January, 2004. I call myself Zoot as it's a derivative of an old childhood nickname. I used to write about my struggles to have children, but eventually I succeeded and now, I write a lot about those kids. I don't use my kid's exact names simply because if someone Googles their very unique names in the future, I don't want them stumbling upon my entries about boobsweat. I mean, would you hire someone whose Mom writes openly about such topics? NO. YOU WOULD NOT.

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