LilZ has an upcoming choir performance they’ve been practicing for at school. (A school choir - of course - we’re heathens who hate God and are allergic to church. Although they’re performing in a church, hopefully we won’t catch religion by being there for a few hours.) He’s been getting excited the closer it gets and comes home every day singing the carols from that night.
(He also sings them in his older, much higher voice. His voice is changing but he doesn’t quite know how to convert that in singing. And since I sound like a dying cat in heat when I sing, I have no idea how to coach him on that.)
This is what he was telling us about last night:
Him: We had to practice on the risers today. It was kinda scary being high up with nothing to hold on to but people. Who don’t really want you holding on to them.
MrZ: (using his Wrestling Announcer Guy voice) And Tonight! Live from This Huntsville Baptist Church! We have EXTREME CHOIR PERFORMANCES!
And then I died because I started laughing and choking on whatever I was eating.
The end.
“Extreme Choir Performances” - ha! I’ve got to stop reading you while I’m drinking coffee!
I remember those awful, rickety risers! And I was one of the tall kids so I always had to stand on the top one, without any kids behind me to break my fall.
Didn’t you hear? Krispy Kreme Donuts vaccinate you from religion.
It’s true. I read it somewhere. Probably on the Internet.
Zoot,
It has been a long time but I’m glad to see the pets don’t talk as much because I sure there would have been an archive category for ‘Funny stuff the pets say’ long before this.
Krispy Kreme - still strong in Connecticut