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105 - Stained. This is one of my pictures from the 365 Days project on flickr. I took it Sunday after a very clumsy visit at my friend’s house. Notice the stains? One on the shirt and two spots on the pants? Well - your challenge is to guess (a) what those stains are and (b) how they ended up on my outfit.

And then, the bonus question? Did I go on to Target to run errands even when I looked like that? Or did I try to borrow clothes from my friend Stace at her daughter’s desperate suggestion. “Please, Miss Kim! Wear one of Momma’s jackets or something!”

12 Comments

  1. Kathy Says:

    Oh, come on! This is entirely too easy! I look like that every time I manage to get a mocha at Starbucks with a crack in the lid or try to drink it when it’s too hot, pull it away from my mouth and slop it on myself. Hence the stains on the shirt and pants. Although this looks a little less like mocha and more like an Americano.

    And no, you didn’t change your clothes or put something on over it. That just wouldn’t be you (or me).

  2. Meg Says:

    The substance is way harder than the question did you go out like that?

    I’ll say the substance is a bottle of diet coke that NikkiZ was playing with and you didn’t know it till you opened it. And yes you went to Target like that!!! (or at least I would have!)

  3. shy me Victoria Says:

    It’s from the sushi that you had. The soy sauce dripped all over, of course!

    And, yes, you changed. But only so the girl wouldn’t freak out : )

  4. Laura Says:

    It’s diet coke of course! And Lil Z probably said something so funny that you snarfed. :) Bubbles up the nose.. ouch!

  5. Nette Says:

    Hamburger with ketchup?

  6. Amanda Says:

    It’s gotta be either Diet Coke or some sort of coffee. Though some of the smaller splashes seem to have a strong hint of orange… hmm, it’s a mystery!

    I hope that you did go out like that, because it’ll make me feel better about doing it all the time myself. :)

  7. margalit Says:

    I’m voting for black coffee. I can’t even begin to mention how many shirts have ended up with similar stains when I’ve been jostled with a coffee cup.

    I do like the Sushi soy sauce answer, but could you have possibly spilled that much? It boggles the mind.

    I would have gone out but I have no shame and it’s so freaking cold here I’m still wearing a parka.

  8. ZOOTS MOM Says:

    Red wine….You wore it. I’d be disappointed if you didn’t~~~

  9. MandaCakes Says:

    I’m leaning towards Diet Coke and a visit to Target with the strap of your purse held over your boob with a strategically placed arm to get max spot coverage.

  10. mamaasaidno Says:

    At first I was thinking a Starbucks mocha, but after further inspection ;) I think I’m going with salsa.

  11. Liz Says:

    Diet Root beer and hold NikkiZ in front you when you go to Target. :)

  12. misszoot.com » The story behind the stains. Says:

    [...] - here’s the story. See? I thought I’d do the nice thing and bring my friend and her kids lunch on Sunday while [...]

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