Is it just me or is that new Fergie song really annoying? I mean - the melody of it is okay, I guess - and her voice sounds great, as usual - but it annoys the shit out of me. I think it’s the lyrics. Actually, I know it’s the lyrics. And the annoying lyrics get stuck in my head all day making the song even more annoying. I sat down to write an entry about something non-Fergie related and all I could do was sing that damn song so here I am, writing the world’s most ridiculous blog entry about a song that drives me crazy.
Yet - I still love her. And I feel it’s because I would hope if we were friends she would totally share her boyfriend with me. I used to hate her - but I love Josh Duhammel so much, I feel I must now love her.
You know who else I love now? Jennifer Love Hewitt. I know!!! I’ve always hater her because she’s been MrZ’s celebrity crush since he was old enough to have one. He LUVVVVS her. And since I’ve always gotten an annoying ditsy vibe from her, I’ve always hated her by saying she’s stupid when really it’s because I would kill for her body and her hair. And MrZ would kill for me to have her body as well, just for the record.
But lately? I kinda like her. The last few interviews I’ve seen her in have made her seem more down to earth that the majority of young women in Hollywood today. She isn’t out clubbing every weekend and I’ve never seen pictures of her flashing the cameras while crawling drunkenly out of a limo. Nowadays - you have to almost respect that. And the girl has curves. Fantastically feminine and non-sandwich-needing curves. I have never seen her rib cage nor feared her shoulder blades would slice someone standing behind her.
Here I am proclaiming my newfound affection for Fergie and Jennifer Love Hewitt. This is a sign of two things: 1) The Apocalypse and 2) My blog is the most boring place on the planet.
What does it mean if I haven’t heard this song? That I live under a rock. I love the stuff Fergie does….I remember her back in the days from Kids Incorporated….aww memories.
I don’t know why, but your blog makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and missing home. I miss you.
Gaaah. I hate Fergie. You know what bugs me about that damn song? (Well, one of the things that bug me, anyway.) The line “I’m gonna miss you like a child misses their blan-keeeeet…” She couldn’t have said “his blanket”? Or, better yet, “HER blanket” since it IS a song about being a big GIRL. GAAAAH.
I can sort of understand the Jennifer Love Hewitt love vibe, though. She is shaped like an actual grown-up woman, and I have almost erased from my memory that time she tried to play Audrey Hepburn. Almost.
Ha! I am sooooo happy to know I am not the only mother of two out there that likes Fergie! My 13 year old daughter can’t decide if I am cool or crazy!
It’s definitely the lyrics. I totally agree.
“I gonna miss you like a child misses its blanket”?
Seriously? There have to be better lyrics than that!
I love her otherwise, but that song annoys me and is a total earworm.
I totally agree about that song. It gets stuck in my head and the lyrics are completely ridiculous. I’m just glad I don’t go around singing it like I do some of the children’s songs I hear all the time.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is fabulous. Good choice, Mr. Z!
It’s funny how much JLH has grown on me. Now that she is no longer on Party of Depression I downright like the girl. I still reserve the right to think her music is shite, though.
And yeah, I do think she looks really, really good. Though she always has, really.
I love Fergie’s music, but I also “want” to hate that song because some of the lyrics are stupid. The stuff about being playground lovers just sounds wrong. And if you listen to the whole thing it just doesn’t make sense at all and is all over the place. But the beat of it just makes me turn it up when I hear it. And Josh=yummie.
As for JLH, I kind of feel sorry for her. She is a decent actress and has avoided all the younger actress pitfalls but just can’t seem to catch a break. People treat her like a joke.
I also love Jennifer Love Hewitt! Only a recent thing, but she is so cute in Ghost Whisperer.
Oh, and I read somewhere today that Fergie likes watching her guy make out with other chicks in movies and stuff, so I guess you’re in luck.
I want some inner clarity, or whatever that is that Fergie says she has.
OMG the J-Love crush. My husband LURRRRRVES her. He has a picture of him and her at some premiere like, 10 years ago, and it’s framed and hanging in his “shop.” Seriously. It’s annoying. But she’s so hard to hate.