The one where you realize I’m really 12.
LilZ and I just spent a bit of time rehashing his day and it sounded really good! My favorite story from today was that of the Penis Drawn On The Desk. Evidently – during one class – he realized that a desk behind him had a penis drawn on it. Luckily – he didn’t have to sit there so he didn’t have to worry about being blamed. Well, it turns out he had another class there and he was terrified he’d get the desk then. This is what he said: (Real names modified to protect the innocent.)
Him: But Frank Sticklenoggin sat there instead!
Me: FRANK DICKLENOGGIN? Did you say his name was DICK-lenoggin and he has to sit in the PENIS DESK?
Him: (Immediately cracking up) No! Sticklenoggin! STICK-lenoggin!
We probably laughed about 30 minutes over that. Nothing like private-part humor to add a perfect ending to the first day of school. Of course, we were probably delirious from the damn heat. And…Yes. I’ve reached an all-time low taking pictures of the boobsweat.
You’re such a cool mom Zoot! There’s nothing like bonding with your boy over private part humor.
You’re SO TINY in that boobsweat picture! You must still be losing weight or something ’cause you look great!