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Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt,
Category: NaBloPoMo - '07 |

I am really sorry that I subscribe to all of the tabloid sites that the last few days have been plastering bikini pictures of you all over their pages and saying things like, “What happened to her body?” (Example pictures here for those of you with better internet reading material than I have.) I would like to say a few things:

1) I would kill for your body.
2) My husband would kill for me to have your body. He totally did NOT get it yesterday when I showed him those links. He said, “She’s hot! What the hell is wrong with them? These pictures don’t even look bad! She’s hot!” I thought he was going to cry.
3) I would kill for your body.

I just wanted to say that even though these dumb tabloids are blasting you because you may have one or two dimples, I think you are stunning and I would kill to look that good in a bikini. Have I said that enough already? I think you’ve got my dream body. Not that I truly think you care what the tabloids say, but I just wanted to go on record saying I think you’re HOTT. And those people are dorks and their moms dress them funny. Amen.

27 Comments

  1. Erin Says:

    My thoughts exactly. Mostly she is wearing an unflattering swimsuit and she’s not anorexic with big fake boobies so she must deserve to be ridiculed for being way above average.

  2. Dirka Says:

    Those sites have been REALLY hard on her lately!

  3. Kate Says:

    I think 90% of real guys (and maybe 20% of curious chicks) would choose her body over, say, Paris Hilton’s any day of the week.

  4. Colleen Says:

    I agree…. I would kill for her body. She could gain about 20 pounds and I would still kill for her body.

    That said… I think she could use a bathing suit top with a bit more support. : )

  5. Heather Says:

    Seriously, why are all these catty people so horrid in their criticisms of stars’ bodies? It’s ridiculous - and at the VERY least grossly exaggerated! Ah, media is so retarded.

  6. Stephanie Says:

    I definitely agree with the sentiment that she just needs a new bikini top. In my opinion, those type of tops look good on pretty much no one… only the completely flat-chested. They just don’t provide enough support and make anyone’s body, even one belonging to someone as gorgeous as Jennifer Love Hewitt, look less proportionate and attractive.

    And I’m glad to know that celebrities have leg dimples too. :-)

  7. celebrate woo-woo Says:

    Wow! She looks gorgeous. Good for her for having a good time and being natural.

  8. Fraulein N Says:

    Is she perfect? No, but who is? Honestly, mostly of the pictures you’ve probably seen of her she’s either a) airbrushed within an inch of her life or b) dressed in something deliberately flattering to her body. Which that bathing suit sure as hell isn’t.

    But yes, I would kill for her body, “dimples” and all. That is what a woman’s body looks like, goddammit.

  9. Sadie Says:

    She does look damn good. She got engaged, too, like yesterday.

  10. Stacey Says:

    I hate it when the media does that. They are constantly going on and on about promoting healthy lifestyles but once an actress/model/singer looks unflattering, gains a few pounds or whatever they attack her for it. It isn’t fair. There was a statistic on Biggest Loser the other night that said in something like 2015, 75% of the population will be considered obese.

  11. Elizabeth Says:

    What a sexy, gorgeous body she has! I’m not a fan of her bikini top, but the body in it is great.

  12. lisa-marie Says:

    I agree! She’s got a gorgeous body and I would be more than happy if my butt looked half as good as hers!

  13. Tracy Says:

    I think JLove also just got engaged…if Us Weekly is to be believed - so congrats to her? :-)

  14. Jessica Says:

    personally, I can’t freaking stand the girl, and haven’t been able to since back in the days of Party of 5; HOWEVER!!!! The sister has it going on! if THAT is “fat” or “ugly” or whatever, then I really hate to think what *I* would be called. (and personally, I’m quite happy with my body, but I certainly wouldn’t be upset if I woke up tomorow with the body of JLH)

  15. Becky Says:

    I get so damn tired of having the tabloids blast celebs for not being as anorexic as they were. It’s no wonder people have body image issues.

  16. Average Jane Says:

    Uh, yeah! She looks fantastic!

  17. monkey Says:

    She has a really lovely body although I feel sort of iffy about calling it a “real woman’s” body. There are people who are naturally thin who get hurt at comments like that. But back to JLove, hot body, stupid bathing suit.

  18. bouncy Says:

    jerks!

  19. Burgh Baby's Mom Says:

    I don’t get all the criticism those pictures have been getting either. I mean, did they see how flat her stomach is? I don’t care what your ass looks like, if your rocking the flat stomach, you’re doing good in my book. Case in point–Jennifer Lopez.

  20. Jenny H. Says:

    The day anyone seriously thinks that she looks BAD, is the day I will throw in the towel and stop reading gossip mags.

    I WOULD KILL TO HAVE HER BODY! She is so cute. And itty-bitty. I love her.

  21. Arwen Says:

    A-freaking-men.

  22. jamielynnlynn Says:

    Yep yep. I second that. Or, well… uh… 22nd that.

  23. mdv Says:

    My husband would kill for me to have such a bad body too. :-)

  24. canape Says:

    The fact that she needs some straps for her bikini top just say to me that those puppies are real.

  25. Isabel Says:

    Dude, I just have to throw in my “amen” to your post!

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  27. Jem Says:

    Dead on. I was never a fan until a couple of years ago when I started watching Ghost Whisperer and realised how beautiful she is!

    That being said, I want to give you a hug, Zoot! I came online about 2 hours ago (its 6am now) ’cause I can’t sleep ’cause of cramps (for some reason they’re causing me nausea, which hardly ever happens) and since I started reading your old entries (I haven’t been on in a while for some reason) I feel good to go to sleep again! Thankyou! lol

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